I got the idea for this because I heard that a pregnant woman was on Facebook asking friends for suggestions for her baby’s name. She was leaning towards Jameson because that’s the whiskey she was drinking when the baby was conceived. Well, probably not right at the moment the baby was conceived, but possibly.
Jack Daniels: How many boys do you think are already named Jack Daniel? In Tennessee, probably too many.
Captain Morgan: Good rum, bad name
Beefeater: A very descriptive first name that would be ironic for a British vegetarian.
Fireball: Sounds like a great name for a red head or a track star. Or a red-headed track star.
Hornitos: The Spanish word for horny. How perfect is that? I’m pretty sure that this child’s parents were Hornitos.
Wild Turkey: Let’s be honest, this describes most boys until about the age of 30.
Kahlua & Cream: An ideal name for a set of twins
White Russian: An perfect name for a Donald Trump supporter
Bloody Mary: Not very flattering
Menage a Trois: Especially appropriate if she was having a threesome.
Yes, on that last one, I don’t know how to do the accent marks on my keyboard and wasn’t interested in finding out. If I move to Spain or France, I suppose I’ll have to figure that out. If you’ve got some funny ideas for other alcohol related baby names, please add them in the comments. Have a great Saturday! ~Phil