
This is my New Years Eve on my blog. Is it arrogant to post my top ten ten viewed posts of 2023? Possibly, but if a whole bunch of other internet people like them, then maybe you will! All those people can’t be wrong, right? In the comments I’d love to hear which is your favorite!

10. The Riveting Plot of EVERY Hallmark Movie I think this one speaks for itself.

9. Throwback Thursday! The Rolling Stones are Liars: My 2013 High School Reunion. Apparently nostalgia is popular.

8. Who Are You? Who, who? I Really Wanna Know! If you like sentimental nostalgia, this is for you!

7. The Walled Lake Killer and The Shoe Tree: I find this one being on the list super interesting. I wrote this post in 2013 because there were some similar themes between my fictional novel, The Sneaker Tree (available on Amazon) and some tragic goings on in Oakland County, Michigan. Why in the world is this ten year old post still garnering hundreds of views? Click the title link to find out.

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6. My True Psychic Predictions for 2024: When I posted this column about a week ago some guy on Facebook tried to pick a fight by saying that using the word true and psychic together was an oxymoron. I politely explained his incorrectness and did not receive a reply. Read the predictions to find out why he was so pissed!

When the weather turns cold I’m getting this sweatshirt
5. Top Ten Signs Your Parents Are Swingers: This post from last February still gets a steady stream of views. Apparently a lot of people are worried about what their parents are doing.

4. Interview with Demonologist Rich Valdes: I’m surprised that this didn’t rank higher this year. If you haven’t read it, you should. This guys a legit exorcist and was featured on a TV series last Spring. This is one of my coolest interviews ever. Consequently, I have a demonologist phone number if I need it!

3. Welcome To The Future: My Psychic Predictions for 2023: I’ll fess up. Out of five predictions, only two came true. Hey, there’s a lot going on in the big world. Sometimes things change. Feel free to read this and enjoy the funny stuff.

2. The Top Ten Amish Sex Positions: If that’s not the best clickbait title ever, I don’t know what is. This post has received thousands of views from random google searches since 2018. Go on, click it. You know you want to.

1. The Top Ten Psychic Pick-Up Lines: I have no idea why, but since 2017 this has always ranked in my annual Top Ten. Apparently there’s a lot of desperate psychics out there trying to get better with the opposite sex.
That’s the list. I hope you found something fun that you missed earlier this year. Thank you for all your reads and comments during 2023 and I look forward to chatting with you in 2024! ~Phil