Every year I post my psychic predictions for the following year. Some I get right and others I don’t. This is the case with every psychic in the world, but of course all the other psychics don’t post a scorecard at the end of the year like I do. I’m sensing a mass of cowardice from the other psychics as The Phil Factor steamrolls them with my integrity. Two years ago I predicted Kate Middleton’s third pregnancy a full 6 months before it happened. (I swear I didn’t have anything to do with it) I also predicted Prince Harry’s engagement, although I didn’t quite get the
victim bride correct. Let’s see how I did on my 2018 predictions:
I predicted that the Royal wedding and royal birth would take place on the same day due to the Queen mums dire illness. Sadly, the Queen is still OK and the wedding went off without a hitch. (heavy sigh) I’m starting to think that Queen Elizabeth is an alien. Stay tuned on tomorrow for my 2019 psychic predictions…
I predicted that I would interview famous hairdo psychic Gary Spivey for my blog. This being wrong is not my fault. I foresaw this event accurately, but it seems that brillo-headed Gary Spivey did not see this coming and was unable to attend the interview due to a “scheduling conflict.” That sounds a little questionable, don’t you think? I think he was intentionally trying to ruin my prediction because he fears that my burgeoning predictive prowess might eclipse his gifts. And I have better hair.
This was the scene in New York City Thursday night after an alleged massive “transformer explosion” lit the sky blue for about 20 minutes. A lot of people were tweeting about an alien invasion, but not me. I was worried that contrary to my prediction, the world was ending. When I woke up Friday morning and the world was still here intact, just as I predicted it would be last year, I made my coffee and felt a little more smug than usual. Nailed it. Psychic Phil strikes again.
I predicted that Donald Trump would resign from the American Presidency by the end of 2018. We still have a couple days to go, but I’m going roll this one over into 2019. I’m not sure if this is a psychic vibe or just wishful thinking. Speaking of Presidential…
I predicted that Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson would announce a run for the United States Senate in January of 2018. Dwayne Johnson did not announce a Senate run last January, but… according to Entertainment Tonight, in response to rumors that he was considering a Presidential run in 2020, he “confirmed in April that he had taken the next step, and was actively taking meetings to “understand more” about the job. ” I’m going to call that a partial victory for my psychic noggin. I had the political vibe right but I aimed too low.
If Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson does become President I think that means that he has to abdicate his 2016 title as Sexiest Man Alive and that years title would then be bestowed upon the number 2 in the voting, yours truly, Phil “The Factor” Taylor. So, his political career is a win-win for both of us. Go Rock Go!
Or maybe I should run…
I predicted that the Church of Scientology would dissolve under the weight of financial fraud and that Tom Cruise (born in the same hospital as me) would start his own new religion with this as his theme song: “Just put those old religions on the shelf. I’ll make a new one myself. Today’s Gods ain’t got the same soul. Just follow me, I’m as dumb as a troll.” Sadly, this one has yet to come true, but how much fun would it be if it did?
I’ll fess up here. It looks like I got about 1.5 out of 6 correct, giving me a 25% hit rate, which isn’t bad, but it’s not as good as usual. Don’t forget though, just because they didn’t happen this year doesn’t mean that the others aren’t going to happen at another time. When I’m looking into the future, time can be a slippery thing.
Come back tomorrow for what is usually my most popular post of the year, My Psychic Predictions for 2019. Have a great Saturday! ~Phil
Envisaging The Rock as president…. 😍 May need to move to the US…
I don’t think I’d complain about him as President, but then again, I don’t know his politics
Well… At least he’s easier on the eye… who cares about politics anyway 😉
please don’t predict that I am gonna be successful in 2019 🙂
What a hilarious list, Phil. Thank you for the chuckles. 😀
Thank you Gwen!
I think you could totally rock that Gary Spivey hairdo. And it probably doubles as a football helmet so think of the money you’ll save.
I was going to comment as well that Phil would Rock the Gary Spivey hairdo!
all of my energy and focus is on your trump white house exit predication
Hit or miss you are still my go-to psychic. (Of course, I don’t know of another but that is beside the point.)
I like all of your predictions. I hope the Rock does run for president, at least I wouldn’t constantly be wondering about the thought process behind his hairdo – because he doesn’t have any hair. Can’t wait to see what 2019 will bring as far as psychic predictions!!!
Look forward to reading your predictions for 2019, Phil. I remember reading your last year’s prediction about the Queen’s death and wishing it wouldn’t come true. (I just like the fact that the Queen is such a long-lasting force.)