Santos is Out! Is Phil in?

Look at those two! Which one are you going to trust? Fortunately you don’t have to worry about trusting former Congressman George Santos. How about that guy on the right. He looks pretty trustworthy. He could be a member of Congress right?

I was way ahead of Congress when it comes to wanting to kick George Santos out of our government. If you didn’t READ THIS last January, go ahead. It’s pretty good.

George Santos was voted out of congress by his peers. Thank goodness that coworkers at our jobs can’t vote us out, right?

In the past I have joked about becoming President (but was I really joking?). Now there is a Congressional opening in my state. I don’t live in George’s district, but why the heck not put me in there anyway? It’s Long Island for cripes sake! There really are not a lot of worthy candidates in that area of the state.

Those four pictures are how Long Islanders have been represented in the media over the past 30 years. Do we really want anyone of that ilk as part of our government? We all know the answer to that. So why can’t the answer be me?

Sure, I don’t live on Long Island, but if that’s required, then I’ll just rent an AirBNB there and run for Congress. I’m pretty sure I’d be an upgrade over George Santos. Then again, so would most of our house pets.

Have a great rest of your Friday and vote for Phil!

Thanks for reading! ~Phil (future congressman)