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Good News! UFO’s Are Real! (Maybe Bigfoot too)

In case you weren’t following the news closely this past week, it seems as if the government is acknowledging that unidentified flying objects, UFO’s, or unidentified anomalous phenomena  (UAPs) are kind of a real thing. First of all government, we’ve called them UFO’s for at least 70 years. Why do you have to go trying to change the name just because you’re admitting that they exist now? I’m betting that the United States government is actually trying to find a way to make them pay taxes.

This past week a former military intelligence officer and two former fighter pilots told the United States House of Representatives that they are being lied to about UFO’s. The military intelligence officer reported discovering  “a multi-decade UAP crash retrieval and reverse-engineering program” during the course of his work examining classified programs. He said he was denied access to those programs when he requested it, and accused the military of misappropriating funds to shield these operations from congressional oversight. He later said he had interviewed officials who had direct knowledge of aircraft with “nonhuman” origins, and that so-called “biologics” were recovered from some craft. (last paragraph credit to CBS.com)

The two fighter pilots gave first hand accounts of UFOs that they saw first hand in the sky.

This comes as no surprise to most of us right? What? Our government lied to us? That’s crazy, right?

There’s two interesting parts to this. The “reverse engineering program” means that the government is trying to figure out the alien technology and build their own stuff with it.

The second interesting part is the “biologics” that were recovered. The “biologics” were probably not houseplants, right?  They recovered actual aliens!

I’m not going to go on, but this admission by the government makes past 10 year old me very happy.

Also, this past Wednesday, 76 year old renowned psychic Uri Geller posted on Instagram “Friends, Bigfoot, traditionally, is viewed as a simple creature of the woods while UFOs are considered sophisticated visitors from outer space. Yet, could there be a connection between the two? I believe, yes. Please let me know if you ever witnessed a Bigfoot type of creature and if you believe there is an alien connection.

First of all, shout out to 76 year old Uri for rocking the social media. He’s active on Twitter too. Anywho, as they say, keep your eyes on the  sky, because you never know when Bigfoot might fly by in a UFO. In the comments, I’d love to hear what you think about the UFO stuff and Uri Gellers theory.

Have a great Saturday and thanks for reading! ~Phil

Stressful Week? Here’s Some Happy News!

This week  the U.S. and U.K. have both been consumed by domestic political bickering. We’re all tired of hearing about it, aren’t we? We need some fun, happy news don’t we? Don’t worry, I’ve got your back.

He’s Back Baby Doll! First, the paragraph title is a variation of one of my favorite lines from one of my favorite episodes of one of my favorite all time shows. If you think you know it, answer in the comments. Let’s face it, most of us here in the blogosphere are dreamers. We’re creative writers and we lean towards wanting to believe in the good and the fantastic in life. What is more good and fantastic than the return of Bigfoot? A hiker accidentally captured some, of course, blurry footage, of a large creature in trees in southern California this week. Why can’t good photographers ever get pictures of cool, mysterious stuff?

There you have it. Bigfoot is alive and well and was seen at a Jack in the Box drive thru with the Loch Ness Monster. (There you go Jack in the Box marketing people. That’s your next commercial. Just give me a cameo as the take out window cashier) The truth is out there. We want to believe.

Koko the Gorilla Fosters Kittens: Koko the Gorilla, well known for learning sign language decades ago is now acting as a foster parent for kittens from a local animal shelter. Also, Koko is 44 years old.

It’s hard to worry about Brexit or Donald Trump when you know Koko is out there looking after kittens. Koko for President! In the U.S. some would say that we’ve already got a gorilla as President. To those that would say that, I’d say stop insulting gorillas.

Ok, remember the title of the Bigfoot paragraph? What sit-com character entered a bar with the exclamation “I’m back baby doll!”? My wife loves when I enter the house and shout this. It never gets old. Hint: The line is from a very popular American sit-com that ended it’s nine year run two years ago.

I hope you have a great Saturday! ~Phil