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My Trip to The Future!

I thought I was coming out to Southern California just to visit my son and have a cameo appearance in something he’s filming. Then, very shortly after getting off my plane, I realized that I had accidentally traveled into THE FUTURE. 

It is so very apropos that the future I found was in the Los Angeles area where Marty McFly traveled to the future. Some of you might already be here. It was also perfectly appropriate that in the 40th anniversary year of Back To The Future that I found my way to the future in a cool car just like Marty did.

Waymo self-driving car in front of Google’s San Francisco headquarters, San Francisco, California, June 7, 2024. (Photo by Smith Collection/Gado)

That car is what’s known as a Waymo. It’s like an Uber without a driver. They’ve existed for about 8 years in a handful of states. You summon one like you would an Uber but when it arrives, there’s no one in the car, which is a Jaguar by the way. When mine arrived it had my initials displayed in the screen of that little hat on the top of the car.

Once you get in, the car ominously locks the doors and moves forward and carefully slips into moving traffic. I sat in the front passenger seat. For music on the ride, the Waymo can be connected to your phone if you’d like or it offers a full library of playlists. I picked Electronic Dance Music (EDM) because that seems like the music that would be in a movie about a robot car kidnapping me.

The car drove as well or better than many of the L.A. drivers and I arrived safely. Yes, occasionally a Waymo will be involved in an accident, but to be honest, I trust a Waymo way more than other human drivers.

Driverless cars aren’t the only futuristic tech tools that have arrived in SoCal. If you walk around for about 5 minutes you’re bound to run into another mobile tech driven gadget.

These little robots are running around on the sidewalks delivering food. Yesterday I confronted one and it stopped. As soon as I stepped out from in front of it, it began to go forward. Big surprise. I wasn’t letting it off the hook that easy. I ran a circle around it, causing it to stop again, twice.

Interestingly, my son told me that there are actually people in India whose job is to be monitoring these little delivery robots just in case they run into a situation AI is not prepared for. Like me. (I did verify that is true)

As I ran around it, I saw the little camera, which looked like our normal car back up cameras, and I waved at the camera and stepped aside, making the day of someone in India. ( ThePhilFactor does get a lot of traffic from India due to previous posts about Hindi sexting. Hello my friends from India!) Also, apparently, you’re not supposed to ride the delivery robots. Smh.

I hope my message from the future will get to your outdated technology like cell phones and the old fashioned internet. Thanks again for reading me! If you’ve had some fun meeting with the future, please put them in the comments. I’d love to hear about them.  ~Phil

A Conversation with My Future Grandchildren

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The genesis for this post occurred when I was eating at a diner recently. Nearby was a table of ten elderly folks, all looking about 70 if i had to guess. Maybe they were high school friends who still get together weekly. I wasn’t paying them much attention other than the fleeting thought that I wouldn’t want to be the waitress cashing them out when they’re all trying to pay for their meals individually, with exact change and coupons from other restaurants. Suddenly, very clearly, I heard one sentence of their conversation uttered by one of the women. She said, “We grew up without frosting.”

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Really? That’s her tale of woe? No frosting was the biggest hardship when she grew up in the old days? I remember my grandparents, who were born in the early 1900’s telling tales of The Great Depression and World War II. My parents told stories of growing up without television and gathering around the radio at night to listen to their family’s favorite shows. Then it occurred to me that someday I’ll be passing on my own tales of “the good old days” to my grandchildren.

Picture a beautiful brick fireplace filled with the warm glow of holgraphic  fire. Imagine elderly Phil wearing a cardigan and sitting in a large, red velvet covered chair with a young child on each knee.

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Xena: “Grampa Phil, what was it like when you were young?”

Me: “What do you mean when I was young? Are you saying I’m not? I’m just kidding you little whippersnapper! When I was young, old people said things like whippersnapper, and we didn’t have wi-fi!

Kylo Ren: No wi-fi? But how did you connect to the internet?

Me: There was no such thing as the internet when I was your age. In fact, we had to learn how to do math in our heads, or by writing on paper.

Xena: What’s math?

Me: Oh, never mind. That’s just a thing with numbers. Speaking of numbers, when I was a your age we used real numbers alot, like when we dialed a telephone.

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Kylo Ren: Wow! You dialed a real telephone? Was it hard? What does “dial” mean? 

Me: (ignoring last question) And our telephones were connected to the wall by a cord! We could only walk about six feet with our phones.

Xena: Why? Did they think you were going to steal them? Were you in prison?

Me: No, (chuckling) I wasn’t in prison and President Bieber was just a singer back then too. Not a good one, but…ok, there’s no buts. He just wasn’t a very good singer. He’s a much better President.

Sorry folks. I’ve got nothing else today. I just wasn’t feeling the funny this morning. Have a great weekend! ~Phil