Fun With Search Terms: The Holiday Edition

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For me, the thrill of holidays and birthdays is not in the gifts I get, but the surprise. There’s nothing I love more than opening a present to find that someone has chosen something I never thought of, but I immediately love it. As a blogger, looking at our list of search terms that brought people to our blog is like that. Like Forrest Gump said, “Search terms are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get. And The Phil Factor is the best blog ever.” That’s an exact quote from the movie. Look it up. Although the movie is 22 years old, it predicted my blog. When I saw that movie in 1994, I knew that I’d wait about ten years and start this blog. Ok, that’s not true, but what is true is this list of ridiculous things people typed into Google and as a result ended up here.

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Katy Perry Fighting: I tried to keep it out of the media, but when I turned Katy down for a date, well, I don’t want to say anything bad about her, but let’s just say that she didn’t take it well. I had to delete her spiteful comments on my blog several times.

top 10 sexiest men alive of 2016: Blah, blah, blah. Making the top ten is not what I was shooting for.

McDonald’s Vatican: Yes, Pope Francis, you’re welcome. Now you can have McNuggets every day if you want. What’s really cool is that the workers at the Vatican McDonald’s wear tiny McDonald’s Pope hats.

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horniestintheland.com: I will neither confirm nor deny if that’s true.

pumpkin spice oil change: I love it every fall when the seasonal oil flavors come out.

he is swearing at me pictures: I swear that I am not swearing at anyone and if you think I am, you should talk with your doctor to see if The Phil Factor is right for you.

Amish birthday: I always invite all the Amish to celebrate their birthday on my blog. In fact, if you see Jedediah Gruber today, wish him a happy 44th birthday!

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i want sexting: I have no idea why Google thought this person should be directed to The Phil Factor. That is not a service I provide, unless the price is right.

real sexting conversations to read in hindi full hd: मैं अपनी हिंदी पाठकों प्यार   That message is for a select few. 😉  The rest of you can move on. Nothing to see here. But if you do see it, it will be in full hd.

Tuesday theme shows: I’m sorry for all the times I wrote about Tuesday themed shows such as….umm…are there any Tuesday themed shows? Anywhere?

Psychic predictions, 2016: It’s a well established fact that I’m psychic. I know you don’t believe me, but I know that because I am psychic. See? Come back on Thursday Dec. 29 when I will review my 2016 psychic predictions to see how many I got right.

Those were just some of the best presents I found in my search terms log over the last three months. What were some of yours? Have a great weekend! ~Phil

15 responses to “Fun With Search Terms: The Holiday Edition

  1. Hi, Have you upgraded your blog from wordpress.com?

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  2. At last I am avenged. I told my family years ago that pumpkin spice oil changes would be all the rage for the holidays one day, but they met merely met me with disbelief and disdain. Who’s disdainin’ now?!?!? Gotta run. Still driving around with the previous season’s oil scent (sweaty beach). It’s so last August.

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  3. My favorite is ‘unknown search term’. It’s so wonderful to know people find me just because lol

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  4. Jedediah has had a tough life. He looks much older than 40.

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  5. Always love these! “Is Kay Burley a witch” is one of mine from this month that makes me laugh

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  6. I side eye some of the search terms too. But, whatever brings them around is ok with me. 🙂 The hindi sexting tho…you’re a multi-tasker! Giggle.

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  7. Pingback: The Ten Most Popular Phil Factor Posts of 2016 | The Phil Factor

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