The Top Ten Rejected Candy Heart Sayings

You know those chalky candy hearts that for the better part of a century have been shared on Valentine’s Day? They’re so cute with their little candy inscriptions of “I love you” or “Hugs” or other nonsense. I imagine though that there were some ideas that didn’t make it.

10. It’s not you, it’s me

9. Not a cold sore

8. Maybe Next Time

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7. Better late than never

6. It’s eczema. Yes, there.  I swear.

5. The Phil Factor

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4. My last test was clean

3. You paying for dinner?

2. Almost divorced

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1. It’s not yours!

Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you! One of the things I’m in love with is comments. What are your funny ideas for rejected candy hearts sayings?

Have a great day, Valentine’s or otherwise! ~Phil

5 responses to “The Top Ten Rejected Candy Heart Sayings

  1. Ha! I like the websites where you can create your own. My ex and I used to have an entire conversation on V Day with our customized cyber candy hearts. How about:
    “You Need This Mint!”

    Liked by 1 person

  2. “More Wine Please.” An appropriate sentiment for most occasions.

    Liked by 1 person

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