The Top Ten Rejected Candy Heart Sayings

You know those chalky candy hearts that for the better part of a century have been shared on Valentine’s Day? They’re so cute with their little candy inscriptions of “I love you” or “Hugs” or other nonsense. I imagine though that there were some ideas that didn’t make it.

10. It’s not you, it’s me

9. Not a cold sore

8. Maybe Next Time


7. Better late than never

6. It’s eczema. Yes, there.  I swear.

5. The Phil Factor


4. My last test was clean

3. You paying for dinner?

2. Almost divorced


1. It’s not yours!

Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you! One of the things I’m in love with is comments. What are your funny ideas for rejected candy hearts sayings?

Have a great day, Valentine’s or otherwise! ~Phil

5 responses to “The Top Ten Rejected Candy Heart Sayings

  1. Good ones, Phil.

  2. Ha! I like the websites where you can create your own. My ex and I used to have an entire conversation on V Day with our customized cyber candy hearts. How about:
    “You Need This Mint!”

  3. “More Wine Please.” An appropriate sentiment for most occasions.

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