Top Ten Tuesday! Top Ten Rejected Candy Heart Sayings

You know those chalky candy hearts that for the better part of a century have been shared on Valentine’s Day? They’re so cute with their little candy inscriptions of “I love you” or “Hugs” or other nonsense. I imagine though that there were some ideas that didn’t make it.

10. It’s not you, it’s me

9. Not a cold sore

8. Maybe Next Time

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7. Better late than never

6. It’s eczema. Yes, there.  I swear.

5. The Phil Factor

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4. My last test was clean

3. You paying for dinner?

2. Almost divorced

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1. It’s not yours!

Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you! One of the things I’m in love with is comments. What are your funny ideas for rejected candy hearts sayings?

Have a great day, Valentine’s or otherwise! ~Phil

#PHIL2020

22 responses to “Top Ten Tuesday! Top Ten Rejected Candy Heart Sayings

  1. How about – ‘I really like you, but….’ – or ‘This isn’t what it looks like’
    Very funny.
    Lynn 😀

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  2. I’d pay good money for a “Phil Taylor” one. How about “You Should’ve Deleted Your Browser History” or “I Like You More Than Genocide” or “Love Me, Love My Thrush” or did I go too far with the last one?

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  3. Was that you or the dog?

    Is that the time?

    You’ll do

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    Viagra

    F*** buddy

    Swipe left

    I could go on – but I’d better leave it there!

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  4. How’s this for a V-Day greeting?
    Sorry, I’ve got an early meeting.

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  5. Happy VD
    Pass the penicillin
    You want to what?
    Better luck next time
    There’s a cover charge
    You’ll do
    😂

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  6. Your list was funny to read, Phil, and you’ve sparked my snarky side so I came up with a few here (I’ll condense the list).

    1. Hurry . . . the kids are asleep/gone.
    2. You do remember how to do this, right?
    3. Wives with Benefits
    4. I’ve got extra Tamiflu.
    5. Does your wife[husband/partner] know how hot you are?
    6. Ed Sheeran approves this affair
    7. UR > a sex robot
    8. That ain’t no half-pipe, baby

    I have others, but I’ll spare you, for now. Take care!

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  7. You laugh, but I knew a guy who used the “I’m almost divorced” line with great success.

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