Top Ten Tuesday! Top Ten Rejected Candy Heart Sayings

You know those chalky candy hearts that for the better part of a century have been shared on Valentine’s Day? They’re so cute with their little candy inscriptions of “I love you” or “Hugs” or other nonsense. I imagine though that there were some ideas that didn’t make it.

10. It’s not you, it’s me

9. Not a cold sore

8. Maybe Next Time


7. Better late than never

6. It’s eczema. Yes, there.  I swear.

5. The Phil Factor


4. My last test was clean

3. You paying for dinner?

2. Almost divorced


1. It’s not yours!

Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you! One of the things I’m in love with is comments. What are your funny ideas for rejected candy hearts sayings?

Have a great day, Valentine’s or otherwise! ~Phil


22 responses to “Top Ten Tuesday! Top Ten Rejected Candy Heart Sayings

  1. hahahahaha

  2. How about – ‘I really like you, but….’ – or ‘This isn’t what it looks like’
    Very funny.
    Lynn 😀

  3. These are great!

  4. I’d pay good money for a “Phil Taylor” one. How about “You Should’ve Deleted Your Browser History” or “I Like You More Than Genocide” or “Love Me, Love My Thrush” or did I go too far with the last one?

  5. Was that you or the dog?

    Is that the time?

    You’ll do



    F*** buddy

    Swipe left

    I could go on – but I’d better leave it there!

  6. How’s this for a V-Day greeting?
    Sorry, I’ve got an early meeting.

  7. Happy VD
    Pass the penicillin
    You want to what?
    Better luck next time
    There’s a cover charge
    You’ll do

  8. Your list was funny to read, Phil, and you’ve sparked my snarky side so I came up with a few here (I’ll condense the list).

    1. Hurry . . . the kids are asleep/gone.
    2. You do remember how to do this, right?
    3. Wives with Benefits
    4. I’ve got extra Tamiflu.
    5. Does your wife[husband/partner] know how hot you are?
    6. Ed Sheeran approves this affair
    7. UR > a sex robot
    8. That ain’t no half-pipe, baby

    I have others, but I’ll spare you, for now. Take care!

  9. You laugh, but I knew a guy who used the “I’m almost divorced” line with great success.

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