You know those chalky candy hearts that for the better part of a century have been shared on Valentine’s Day? They’re so cute with their little candy inscriptions of “I love you” or “Hugs” or other nonsense. I imagine though that there were some ideas that didn’t make it.
10. It’s not you, it’s me
9. Not a cold sore
8. Maybe Next Time
7. Better late than never
6. It’s eczema. Yes, there. I swear.
5. The Phil Factor
4. My last test was clean
3. You paying for dinner?
2. Almost divorced
1. It’s not yours!
Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you! One of the things I’m in love with is comments. What are your funny ideas for rejected candy hearts sayings?
Have a great day, Valentine’s or otherwise! ~Phil
Very apt. LOL.
How about – ‘I really like you, but….’ – or ‘This isn’t what it looks like’
Great ideas! Thanks Lynn!
These are great!
I’d pay good money for a “Phil Taylor” one. How about “You Should’ve Deleted Your Browser History” or “I Like You More Than Genocide” or “Love Me, Love My Thrush” or did I go too far with the last one?
LOL thOse were all great!
Was that you or the dog?
Is that the time?
I could go on – but I’d better leave it there!
I think for Valentines Day everyone should publish their own list
Lol! As a balance to all the hearts and flowers mush?
How’s this for a V-Day greeting?
Sorry, I’ve got an early meeting.
Pass the penicillin
You want to what?
Better luck next time
There’s a cover charge
Your list was funny to read, Phil, and you’ve sparked my snarky side so I came up with a few here (I’ll condense the list).
1. Hurry . . . the kids are asleep/gone.
2. You do remember how to do this, right?
3. Wives with Benefits
4. I’ve got extra Tamiflu.
5. Does your wife[husband/partner] know how hot you are?
6. Ed Sheeran approves this affair
7. UR > a sex robot
8. That ain’t no half-pipe, baby
I have others, but I’ll spare you, for now. Take care!
LOL! I think next year I’ll advocate that every blogger do their own list!
Sounds like a plan. .. Ahem, come one, come all to The Phil Taylor VD Extravaganza, 2019! 🙂
Hopefully I remember this idea next year
In fact, I’ve decided it’s up to you to remind me
Ha! I’ll try…!
You laugh, but I knew a guy who used the “I’m almost divorced” line with great success.
LOL! Well, I suppose there’s a group of women that would appeal to