Throwback Valentine’s Thursday! Top Ten Rejected Candy Heart Sayings

You know those chalky candy hearts that for the better part of a century have been shared on Valentine’s Day? They’re so cute with their little candy inscriptions of “I love you” or “Hugs” or other nonsense. I imagine though that there were some ideas that didn’t make it.

10. It’s not you, it’s me

9. Not a cold sore

8. Maybe Next Time

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7. Better late than never

6. It’s eczema. Yes, there.  I swear.

5. The Phil Factor

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4. My last test was clean

3. You paying for dinner?

2. Almost divorced

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1. It’s not yours!

Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you! One of the things I’m in love with is comments. What are your funny ideas for rejected candy hearts sayings?

Have a great day, Valentine’s or otherwise! ~Phil

10 responses to “Throwback Valentine’s Thursday! Top Ten Rejected Candy Heart Sayings

  1. I so want a box of those hearts!
    Seriously, you should start making them and market them to sarcastic lovers. You’ll make a fortune!

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  2. “Don’t touch me” might be another one.

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  3. They stopped making the hearts!!! How dare they?

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  4. “Is that legal?”
    or
    “I’m using my Safe Word soon”
    Admittedly these may be of better use a little further on into Valentine’s Day.

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  5. Interesting saying on hearts!

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