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I’m Going To Write

Pic from TeachHandWriting.blog

It’s been awhile since my last blog post. Maybe a month, and with the exception of my Paranormal Month posts in May, I’ve been inconsistent this year. At the height of my blog I was posting five times a week and working on novels. I miss that. For me, writing, whether it be a 600 word blog post or working on a novel, I need to feel good, happy, emotionally strong.

You know that old saying, “fake it until you make it”?  I’m going to try that. I’m going to reverse engineer my writing. Rather than waiting until my universe aligns the way I want it to, I’m going try to pull it there by writing whether I’m feeling it or not. This post is that first step…

Have you ever run into this in your writing career, where you’re just not feeling it, but you know you should be writing?

Hi, it’s nice to see you again ~Phil

Olympic Sports That Shouldn’t Be

Although this is a spectacular picture of surfer Gabriel Medina, it shouldn’t be an Olympic sport.

As a “guy” there are few things more enjoyable than having an afternoon free to plant yourself in the recliner and click on the tv for an afternoon of sports viewing. The average guy is about as picky about what sports he will watch as he is about what women he will date. For a guy though there are few things more disappointing than clicking on the Olympics and finding something on that’s not a sport. We all know what I’m talking about. I would like to propose rules for what qualifies as a sport. Anything that does not qualify under my rules should be broadcast on a different network. Maybe the Game Show Network or The Loser channel.

Rule #1: It’s not a sport if the participant has no idea they are competing. Examples: equestrian sports: It’s not a sport if you can wear a top hat while you’re doing it.  The horses  jumping through hoops to get some sort of treat at the end are the real athletes. Who gets the prize money and trophies?

In what universe is this a sport?

Rule #2: It’s not a sport unless there’s a final score everyone agrees upon. Current “sports” that should be ruled out: Break dancing, gymnastics, synchronized swimming, diving, and any kind of figure skating. Special mention goes to rhythmic gymnastics which is just gymnastics for people who are afraid of heights.

Pic courtesy of Newsweek

Rule #3: It’s not a sport if you do it better when you’re high and wearing cargo shorts. This rules out skateboarding and surfing, and possibly break dancing. She had to be high, right?

I’m sure those of you from Australia and other countries could probably come up with several examples of things in your country that are played as sports, but really aren’t. Of course in the U.S. we generally don’t consider it a sport unless it’s played in our country and you can gamble on it.

In the comments, tell me what sports you don’t think should be in the Olympics

Enjoy your Olympics! ~Phil

Olympians Are People Too…Horny People

Picture from USAToday.com

Gosh the Olympic athletes are just wonderfully wholesome aren’t they? Playing a sport they love just for the sake of enjoying competition. They all deserve to be on that Wheaties box that your kids see on the kitchen table.

As in past games, Olympic officials will distribute more than 100,000 condoms to the 10,500 athletes housed in the Olympic village. That’s roughly 10 condoms per athlete. If you consider that some athletes won’t need them because they’re faithfully married, have a same-sex relationship, or just monogamous with someone, that means that someone is getting a whole lot of nooky. I wonder if the Olympic athletes have some unofficial records for some of the sports they participate in when the lights go out? And don’t you imagine that if they’re getting jiggy with it, they do it with nothing but their medals on? I know that’s what I would do.

Picture credit Slate.com

When you’re watching the Paris Olympics and that wholesome guy or gal is stepping down from the medal podium, aren’t you going to be wondering who they’ll be medaling with later? And if they do, are there judges holding up scorecards?

Have a great weekend! ~Phil

My 2024 Psychic Predictions: Results After 6 Months

In December of 2023 I wrote my annual 2024 psychic predictions post. Unlike other psychics, I keep myself accountable and tell you about my results, good and bad. As my psychic predictions bring in about half my views each year, I want to let everyone know what I got right and what I got wrong so far this year. (Btw, keep in mind that some predictions are intended to be humorous.)

1.  Is It The End of The World as We Know It?(And I feel fine) During 2023 and 2024 all the wars and political divisiveness make it seem like the end is very near. But I predicted that the Earth would survive this trip around the sun and so far I’ve been correct.

2. I predicted that curvy songstress Lizzo would trim down this year with an exercise regimen and a prescription for a semaglutide medication. I also predicted that she would become a celebrity spokesperson for one of the semaglutide weight loss medications. Was I right? I don’t know yet, but in an episode of South Park Cartman’s mother and friend were prescribed a weight loss medication named “Lizzo.” Here’s the video of her reaction:

She may not have become a spokesperson or admitted to using a semaglutide, but she was tied to it in pop culture and the news. I’m calling that a 50% win for my psychic powers. I saw it coming didn’t I? I was off on the details, but these are 2024 predictions and there’s still the rest of the year for me to be 100% right. I also predicted that she would date Pete Davidson. I’m really hoping I hit it on that one…

It’s possible that his horse may choose to kill him.

3. The war in Ukraine will end and…: Putin will pass away. My prediction is that he will pass away under suspicious circumstances that we will never get the real truth about.

4. The Royals! I predicted several things about the British royals and I’m doing well. I predicted that King Chuck will live through the year. Camilla has had some health issues but King Chuck seems fine. My second prediction was that there would be rumors of Prince William and Princess Kate having marital troubles. I nailed that one. There were indeed rumors of infidelity, but it turned out that Kate had avoided the public eye due to a serious medical condition. Lastly, I predicted that Prince Harry and Meghan will make up with the family, and they have, but the bigger part of my prediction is that they will choose to be a reality show so they can control the narrative about their lives.

5. Neither Biden nor Trump will become President: This one is going to be interesting as both candidates have serious obstacles. Biden’s poor debate showing has raised doubts, and Trump has a lot of legal issues that are clouding the picture right now.

6. 2024 will be the year of UFO’s: Everywhere across the world there will be more public and political acknowledgement that our world is regularly visited by beings from other worlds, leading to the discovery that Pete Davidson is an alien, but a nice one. This prediction was quickly followed only a week later with a news report that a Miami mall was shut down due to the presence of aliens. I call that a win. Also, just two days ago a UFO was reported over a Colorado outdoor concert venue. Pennsylvania has had close to 30 UFO sightings in the first half of the year, and a new BBC show, Paranormal, focuses on UFO’s. I’m calling this a correct prediction on my part, as surely there will be even more UFO information in the next 6 months. I call all that as a win for my prediction.

7. Will 2024 be a landmark year for international climate cooperation? I predicted positive progress on this but I’m not feeling optimistic right now.

8. The A.I. threat: Is A.I. going to do something dangerous by acting on its own? That’s my prediction. A lot of online “experts” have also chimed in and believe A.I. will eventually do something catastrophic. Sorry to be a Debbie downer, and my apology to all the perfectly nice Debbie’s out there in the world, but I hope me and the online A.I. community are wrong about this one.

That’s it for now. I think my psychic noggin is hitting about 50% so far, but we still have the rest of the year and I’m feeling pretty good about my predictions. What do you think? And do you have any predictions you’d like to add in the comments?

Have a great weekend and thanks for reading. I knew you would!

~Phil

Buy Your Place in Heaven!

No, I’m not selling plots of land in heaven, but someone is. For $100 American, a Mexican church will  sell you a one meter square spot in heaven. Just one meter? Ugh. That’s not even one bedroom and a bath…unless you combine them and sleep standing up. I wonder if I were to throw $1000 at this Mexican church, could get a 10 meter by 10 meter spot?

Buying your spot in heaven. Isn’t that every Republican’s dream? And how ironic is it that they’d have to buy them from a Mexican church? Anyway, the Mexican Church wouldn’t sell to Republicans. In fact they’d probably put up a wall to keep them out! How many of you suddenly want to say mean things in the comments? C’mon, that joke was low hanging fruit. How could I not say that?

And by the way, the Pastor of the Entoms Church in Mexico says he received permission for the sale from God himself. When asked about this, in an exclusive Phil Factor interview, God said, “Phil, stop bothering me! I already told you I won’t endorse your blog!”

And if you were wondering, you can pay for your property in Heaven using Visa, Master, Maestro, RuPay, and even digital wallets such as Google Pay and Apple Pay.

I’d have given you the website, but none of the news outlets included it in their reporting, no doubt to protect people from themselves, just like I did by publishing this public safety announcement. When you buy your plot in Heaven make sure you get a receipt! It’s tax deductible! Have a great Tuesday! ~Phil

P.S. If you’re going to throw away your money on something ridiculous, do it on my books!

“GIANT FLYING VENOMOUS SPIDERS” Are Coming For You!

The title sounds like a horror movie of some kind, but sadly, and excitingly at the same time, it is also true.

The Joro spiders arrived in Georgia in 2014. Unfortunately their cruise line went bankrupt and closed their doors when George and Judy Joro-Spider and their kids had left the cruise ship at the Atlanta port for a day visit to the World of Coca-Cola in Atlanta.

Without the money to fly home, they settled down in Marietta, GA. George Joro-Spider was able to get a job as a web designer and Judy became a research assistant. Here’s an article below about her job. I found this at ScienceNordic.com

Protectors of the web:
The spiders were then tested in a simulated hunting situation. The plastic cartons were hung up in bushes, with the lids open, so the spiders could use them as structural foundations for their web traps. After the spiders had spun their webs, the scientists fastened a leaf on each web and – here’s where it gets kinky – held a sex toy, a vibrator with adjustable intensities, to the leaf to simulate the struggles of a captive insect.  Then they waited for reactions from the spider colony that was nested inside the plastic carton.

So, apparently she was a sex worker. She’s not proud of it. When interviewed, Judy said, “We had bills to pay and kids to raise. I hope they don’t see this article online.” Apparently, George and Judy had a lot of kids because…

“Giant venomous flying spiders with 4-inch legs heading to New York area as they spread across East Coast, experts say.”

That’s a real headline from the website Science. Yep, I’m in New York and I’m just waiting for the flying spiders to show up. Should I move? Hide in my house until winter? Or get suited up like a beekeeper and gleefully watch my neighbors running down the street screaming? Imagine the panic and chaos in New York City when the spiders come swooping down into Times Square! So, A.I., you think you know everything; how do you propose we solve this problem? In

What would you do if these flying venomous spiders were headed to your town?

Have a great Friday! Thanks for reading ~Phil

That Time A Ghost Saw Me

That’s right. I didn’t see a ghost but apparently a ghost saw me. He probably went back to his ghost blog and told all his friends.

The picture above was taken of me  seven years ago as I was assembling a pergola. See that cloud to the left of me? The photographer didn’t see that when she took the picture. The picture was a “Live” picture on an iPhone7 that has about 3 seconds of movement. In the live version that cloud moved from one side of the picture to the other. If you look very closely at the top of the cloud you can see what, to me, looks like a face. Where I was is only about 15 yards from where the ashes of the former owner of the house is buried.

In addition to this we often had nights where would wake up to find that the television or gas fire place turned on in the middle of the night.

So what do you think? Was a ghost keeping an eye on me? It’s the last day of May, ending my “Paranormal Month“. I hope you enjoyed the daily paranormal content. I’ll go back to making fun of random things in life, but I’ll still provide semi-regular paranormal content until next May when we will celebrate Paranormal Month again. I’ve still got one great interview subject coming soon!

Happy Friday! ~ Phil

My Paranormal Investigation of Thompson Park, Watertown, New York

Alien abduction is fun! And a little sunburn…

So last June I investigated the “interdimensional vortex” in Watertown, NY’s Thompson Park.

Dear Watertown, NY: If you are going to name something after a supernatural phenomena, please get it right. You claim that there’s an “interdimensional vortex” in your park.  Vortex refers to a mass of whirling fluid or air. People disappearing from one spot and ending up in another sounds like stepping into a portal. 

Secondly, if you’re going to have a freaky park located on a road called Gotham Street, why not work in a Batman statue or two? Are you just going to ignore the marketing possibilities of marrying Batman and an interdimensional portal in your park? 

I spent 90 minutes walking around this Batman-less park hoping to accidentally step into a portal that would drop me on the other side of the universe or maybe even just the other side of the park.

At dinner prior to the park, I did have a large glass of water. When will I ever learn? A little while later I was wandering down a trail in the woods of this park and I felt the call of nature. I needed to pee and I was about a mile from the nearest restroom. So, I did what was necessary and I thought to myself, “How cool would it be if I peed into the vortex/portal and on the other side of the universe it landed on some aliens head?”  Sure it might cause an intergalactic war, but also it might be best practical joke ever, right? Then I saw these: Portal potties!

Yes, I was dying to write that joke into this post.

Also, Watertown, NY, if you’ve got one of these towers in your freaky park, why not paint the top of it like a UFO like the Flushing Towers in Men in Black I ? You’ve got a freaking Area 51 sign in the park! For cripes sake, if I can think of these things, why can’t you guys hire a marketing genius to figure this sh*t out?

People have claimed to lose time and/or be transported from one place in the park to another? I did lose 90 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back, but there was no teleportation involved. I decided that this is just the place that teenagers go to have sex and when they come home too late they tell their parents they got teleported to another universe for a couple hours.

One odd thing was that after 90 minutes of walking around and taking pictures on my phone, it was still at 98%, so maybe those elevated electro-magnetic fields kept my phone charged. No portals but a free phone charge, so I’ll call that a win.

Just because nothing weird happened to me in that park doesn’t mean that it hasn’t happened to others. That’s one part of paranormal investigations that you never see on those ghost hunting shows. In paranormal investigations, there’s a lot of quiet waiting around that you can’t edit out when you’re the one investigating.

Thanks for reading and happy Thursday! ~Phil

Is Life After Death A Paranormal Event?

Pic from iNews

Some of you will quibble about whether or not life after death is a paranormal subject. To me dying and coming back to life after medical intervention isn’t paranormal. However, coming back to life after a medical intervention and being able to speak in detail about what happened to you while you were dead? That is seriously a paranormal event.

The concept of life after death has captivated our imaginations, our philosophers and our medical researchers for centuries. While religious traditions have long provided narratives about what happens after we die, the scientific community has approached the subject with a mix of skepticism and curiosity. In recent decades, advancements in neuroscience, quantum physics, and medical technology have opened new avenues for exploring this profound question.

This is a fun series on Amazon about life after death.

Near DEath Experiences (NDE’s)

One of the most compelling areas of study related to life after death is Near-Death Experiences (NDEs). These are profound experiences reported by individuals who have come close to death, often due to cardiac arrest or severe trauma. Common elements of NDEs include a sense of detachment from the body, feelings of peace, seeing a bright light, and encounters with deceased loved ones or spiritual beings.

Researchers like Dr. Raymond Moody and Dr. Bruce Greyson have documented thousands of NDE cases, finding striking similarities across different cultures and backgrounds. Some scientists propose that NDEs could be explained by physiological and neurological processes, such as oxygen deprivation to the brain, while others suggest that these experiences could indicate a form of consciousness that persists beyond physical death. What do you think?

The Role of Quantum Physics

 

Quantum physics has revolutionized our understanding of the universe, and some researchers believe it could provide insights into the nature of consciousness and life after death. The theory of quantum consciousness, proposed by physicists like Sir Roger Penrose and anesthesiologist Dr. Stuart Hameroff, suggests that consciousness arises from quantum processes within the brain’s microtubules.

Penrose and Hameroff’s model says that these quantum processes could continue after death, potentially allowing for some form of consciousness to exist independently of the body. While this theory remains controversial and is far from being universally accepted, it offers a fascinating intersection between physics and metaphysics.

The Study of Reincarnation

Another area where science intersects with the idea of life after death is the study of reincarnation. Dr. Ian Stevenson, a psychiatrist at the University of Virginia, spent decades researching children who claimed to remember past lives. Stevenson meticulously documented cases where children provided specific details about deceased individuals they claimed to have been, details that were later verified by independent researchers.

While the evidence collected by Stevenson and his successors, such as Dr. Jim Tucker, is compelling, it remains contentious within the scientific community. Critics argue that such memories could result from suggestion, cryptomnesia (the phenomenon of not recognizing the return of an old memory as a product of memory, but instead regarding it as a new or original thought or idea) or fabrication, better known as lying. Nonetheless, the study of reincarnation continues to provoke thoughtful debate about the nature of consciousness and identity.

Medical Advances and the Revival of Consciousness

Medical technology has made it possible to revive individuals who have been clinically dead for several minutes or even longer. The development of cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR), defibrillators, and advanced life support systems has led to numerous accounts of people who have returned from the brink of death, often with vivid recollections of their experiences while unconscious.

These medical advancements challenge our understanding of the boundary between life and death. Studies have shown that some patients retain a level of consciousness and cognitive function even after their hearts have stopped, suggesting that the brain may have more resilience than previously thought. These findings fuel the ongoing exploration of how consciousness is tied to the physical body and what might happen when that connection is severed.

The scientific exploration of life after death is not just a quest for knowledge; it also has profound ethical and philosophical implications. If there is evidence to support the existence of consciousness beyond physical death, it could transform our understanding of life, identity, and the human experience. It might influence how we approach end-of-life care, the importance we place on material existence, and our beliefs about the continuity of the self.

For my money, Beetlejuice is by far the best movie about life after death. What’s your pick? Have a great Tuesday! Thanks for reading and see you tomorrow!

Paranormal Tools of The Trade: EVP Recorders

You can find The Ovilus at Ghostop.com

In the realm of the unexplained, where whispers linger and shadows dance, lies the fascination of paranormal investigation. Delving into the unknown, seekers of the supernatural employ various tools to capture evidence and unlock the mysteries that lie beyond our comprehension. Among these tools, EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomena) recorders stand out as potent instruments, offering a gateway to communication with realms unseen.

The creme de la creme of paranormal evidence is either visual or auditory. Both are difficult to get due to the fleeting nature of paranormal “stuff”. It’s not like ghosts pose for pictures, right? It also isn’t exactly easy for them to keep up a lengthy conversation either. So how do we prove that we’ve had an interaction with a paranormal entity? We record it right? That’s not so easy is it?

To get a good EVP, investigators select locations purportedly haunted, setting the stage for potential encounters. In these settings, EVP sessions unfold, with investigators posing questions and awaiting responses from unseen entities, their voices captured by the sensitive microphones of the EVP recorder.

We’ve all heard those static-filled, iffy recordings. Then like a bolt of lightning from the sky, one word lights up the room because it is clear and relevant to what the investigators said. There are also recordings of invisible voices saying people’s names, or other specific details about the investigators.

You can find this one at Ghoststop.com

The Ovilus, shown in the picture at the top of this post, is considered the best EVP recorder because it converts environmental readings into words. but that’s a little out of my price range.  The wristwatch EVP recorder in the picture above is the one that I want.  You can wear it on your wrist like a watch and it will pick up everything while you walk around with other things like an EMF meter or dowsing rods in your hands. Mark my words, this will be the next piece of paranormal tech that I buy.

Have a great Sunday and thanks for reading! ~Phil