Top Ten Tuesday! The Ten Most Embarrassing Songs on My iPod

“I’ve got an iPod like a pirate ship. I’ll sail the seas with 50,000 songs I’ve never heard.” That’s maybe my favorite song lyric ever. It’s from Very Busy People by The Limousines in 2011. This post however is not about good music. This post is about my own very private shame. We all have an iPod/iPhone loaded with music. It is our private sanctuary where we go to melt away our stress and change our mood. Sometimes though, our sanctuary holds secrets. There are so many other deeply personal things in my life that I’d rather admit to, but I dug deep, for you. At the end, I want each and every one of you who reads this to put in the comments one song that’s in your music collection that you’d be embarrassed to admit to in front of others whose respect you want.

10. Relax: Frankie Goes to Hollywood, 1984: If someone had pointed a gun at my head at least I’d have an excuse for this one, but still…how can you not sing along? Contrary to rumors, I do not have a Frankie Say Relax t-shirt.

download (8)

9. Counting Blue Cars: Dishwalla, 1995: I have no idea why I downloaded this piece of crap. Whenever it comes on I listen to about 30 seconds before moving on. And yet…I haven’t deleted it.

8. Turning Japanese: The Vapors, 1980: This was the first song I ever heard/saw on MTV. Yeah, us old people remember when MTV played music. Once this came on when my son was in the car and he said something like, “Oh my God. That is the most racist song I’ve ever heard.” It’s horrible and it’s still on my iPod.

7. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air (Original TV theme): Will Smith, 1990: That’s right. I liked the show and the song so much that I downloaded the full length version. Fortunately I don’t yet have that song Carlton used to dance to.

download (9)

6. Da Da Da: Trio, 1980: The song is from 1980, but I didn’t know it until the 90’s when Volkswagen used this song in a commercial. It got stuck in my head and I looked it up late one night…

5. Get It On (Bang a Gong): The Power Station, 1985: I tried to think what I could say to explain this. I’ve got nothing.

4. Can’t Hold Us: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, 2012: Sorry. I saw them on the New Years’ Eve show that year and got caught up in the hype.

3. Take Off: Bob and Doug Mackenzie: 1981: The song was garbage, but cut me a little slack because Geddy Lee from Rush is in it.

2. I Wear My Sunglasses at Night: Corey Hart, 1984: Sometimes you never forget songs you thought were cool when you were a kid.

Sunglasses_at_Night_(Corey_Hart_album_-_cover_art)

And the most embarrassing song on my iPod is…drumroll please…

1. Escape (The Pina Colada Song) Rupert Holmes, 1979: One of the worst songs in the history of planet Earth, but recently the soundtrack from the movie Guardians of the Galaxy revived it and I downloaded it. Screw it. I’ll sing along in my car if I want.

Admittedly, there are probably a couple more songs on my iPod I should be embarrassed by but am not. (Gangnam Style and something about Charlie Sheen) Ok, I fessed up. Now tell me in the comments one song from your personal shame list. Don’t worry, it will stay here. What happens at #ThePhilFactor stays at The Phil Factor.  Please share on Facebook, Twitter or re-blog if you want your friends to join in the fun. Have a great Tuesday! ~Phil

55 responses to “Top Ten Tuesday! The Ten Most Embarrassing Songs on My iPod

  1. Ahaha. Is it bad that I have a guilty pleasure with most of the songs you listed? I think this one was missing though….tell me if you have it on your ipod.

    Liked by 1 person

    • I’m think I do have that one, but I’m not sure. Embarrassingly I did see them in concert just last August with a bunch of other 80’s bands. The lead singer is bald and overweight.

      Liked by 1 person

      • I never forgot his hair style. Shame he lost it all. In Oz we had a tour with a heap of 80’s artists, and the one guy that stood out for aging well was the lead singer of the Knack. Remember, My Sharona?

        Liked by 1 person

      • Yes! I’ve got that one on my iPod too. The concert I went to was fun because me and my friends snuck into the backstage VIP area and hung out. I talked to Tommy Tutone and got a picture with the Naked Eyes singer.

        Liked by 1 person

      • Wow! That must have been amazing. I would have given my eyeteeth to go backstage at some of the concerts I have been too. My last concert was back in 2012 to see the Angels. A great pub band. Sadly, the lead singer Doc Neeson passed away last year, so the memory of that concert is special to me.

        Liked by 2 people

  2. I’ve got the Pina Colada song on my iPod……. It just makes me think of summer lol!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. The first tape I bought for my first walkman (or imitation) was by Europe. The Final Countdown was the reason, oh the shame!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Amateur! 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Songs popular when you were in high school don’t count in the embarassment statistics. Think of them as old acne scars. It’s when you use Shazam in the grocery store to “accidentally” download the next great Katy Perry tune that you’re in trouble.

    Liked by 2 people

    • Well if songs from when I was younger don’t count then I’m off the hook for most of these. What embarrassing song would I find if I snooped on your iPod?

      Like

      • That’s easy. I’ve got Eminem filed right after Duke Ellington and Elgar and Lady GaGa sandwiched between Leonard Bernstein and Kurt Masur.

        Forget the password protection on your files – we need it on our iTunes playlists!

        Liked by 1 person

  6. Safety Dance. ‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance,
    well they’re no friends of mine.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. “I Need To Know” by Marc Anthony. That’s kind of embarrassing to a girl from the Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young era.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. My Heart Goes Boom by French Affair….la dee da da de lada lada Thanks for reminding me lol

    Liked by 1 person

  9. I Think We’re Alone Now…by Tiffany

    Do not judge me! 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Oh my God I’d say you win
    Although Culture Club and the Thompson Twins
    May have you beaten altogether
    As this rocker mom’s guilty pleasure
    And I really can’t go without
    Gwen Stefani and No Doubt

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Awesome list Phil! My Top 5?
    1. Jeffrey Osboune – On the Wings of Love
    2 Russ Abbott – Atmosphere YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS ON YOUTUBE PHIL!!! I’M BEGGING YOU!!
    3. Jason Donovan – Too Many Broken Hearts. One of my first loves.
    4. John Cafferty – Hearts on Fire. I play it when I’m running and pretend i’m Sly Stallone running up a Russian mountain.
    5. Glenn Medeiros – Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love For You

    Liked by 1 person

    • Embarrassingly for me, I only recognize of of those artists but don’t know the song. I promise I will watch the Youtube of Russ Abbott. For the record, any song that makes you want to run like Sly Stallone can’t be all that bad.

      Like

    • Suzie, I just watched Russ Abbott’s Atmosphere. That is hilariously, awesomely bad. That is maybe the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Is that a British music video from the 1980’s? If I had a prize I could give for whoever admitted to the worst song in their music collection you would win that prize twice for admitting that you own that song in some form. Thank you Suzie. You made my day! I’m only disappointed that you’re probably sleeping now and I’ll have to wait until I get up tomorrow to read your reply to this.

      Liked by 1 person

      • Haha! Russ Abbott is a British comedian that had a very popular sketch show in the 1980’s and early ’90’s. He now does serious acting and drama. This song used to be played at family functions when I was growing up by cheesy DJ’s…

        Liked by 1 person

    • Suzie, now I’m embarrassed. I just realized that I probably heard/saw John Cafferty perform Hearts on Fire live at a fraternity party in 1985. Yes, me and John Cafferty in the same place at the same time.

      Liked by 1 person

  12. I love that song by The Limousines! I would need more that a top ten for my embarrassing songs lol

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Mine is…”Johnny Are You Queer” by Josie Cotton. This was on the soundtrack to Valley Girls. Okay, I LOVE this soundtrack, but how inappropriate is this song?? Don’t even begin to judge me! I loved the movie, too

    Like

  14. I don’t know that you should be embarrassed, but then, I’ve got half of those on mine 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  15. Pingback: Top Ten Tuesday! The Top Ten Top Ten Lists | The Phil Factor

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s