(Originaly posted 7/26/14) Wow. That is one pretty girl next to wheelchair-bound Justin Bieber! Turns out it is a Bieber world after all and we’re just living in it. If you just got a panicked feeling and shouted “What? Justin’s in a wheelchair?” then you must be a Belieber. And why wouldn’t you be?
The Biebs again proved how awesome he is by using Disneyland’s policy of allowing those in wheelchairs to go to the front of the line of rides and attractions. He claims he “tweaked” his knee playing basketball. So in spite of his great pain and suffering, the benevolent Bieber allowed his handlers to wheel him past families and children in hours-long lines so they could get a good look at their hero. Seriously, how many celebrities take the time to do that for their fans. I was so impressed that I decided to write a song about him.
When Bieber Jumped the Queues (sing to the tune of Janis Joplin’s Me and Bobby McGee click link for video
And I’m feeling jaded and mean.
Bieber thumbed a wheelchair down just before it rained,
And rode it all the way to the front of the lane.I pulled my hair from my head and said “That took no time!”,
I was fuming soft while Bieber jumped the queues.
Biebers handlers slapping fans, I was holding Bieber’s picture in mine,
We sang every song that Bieber knew.Bieber’s just another nerd turned into a kid who drinks the booze,
Nothing he does, nothing’s funny if it ain’t Bieber, now now.
And feeling good was easy, when Bieber jumped the queues,
You know feeling good was good enough for me,
Good enough for me and my Bieber, baby.
Hey, Bieber shared the secrets of my soul.
Through all kinds of weather, through everything that we done,
Hey Bieber baby kept me from acting old.
I can always rely on you for keeping me going in my hatred of all things Bieber – i love your posts Phil!
I love to hate Bieber too. He’s one of the worst humans ever.
Well when you’re elected President you can put him in a hole somewhere and leave him there…
I’ll deport him. He’s Canadian.
Wow. I hadn’t heard this before and it’s even lower than I credited him….and that was pretty low already!
I remember this blog from way back
How could I not you see
Since it had this great shout out
To little old me
I still owe you a parody
And easily could achieve a
Funny and poetic one
Bout anyone but Beiber!
Thank you for including the link for Janis!!! I couldn’t have the Bieb’s in my head the rest of the day LOL