Top Ten Tuesday! Top Ten Rejected Candy Heart Sayings

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You know those chalky candy hearts that for the better part of a century have been shared on Valentine’s Day? They’re so cute with their little candy inscriptions of “I love you” or “Hugs” or other nonsense. I imagine though that there were some ideas that didn’t make it.

10. It’s not you, it’s me

9. Not a cold sore

8. Maybe Next Time

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7. Better late than never

6. It’s eczema. Yes, there.  I swear.

5. The Phil Factor

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4. My last test was clean

3. You paying for dinner?

2. Almost divorced

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1. It’s not yours!

Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you! One of the things I’m in love with is comments. What are your funny ideas for rejected candy hearts sayings?

Have a great day, Valentine’s or otherwise! ~Phil

10 responses to “Top Ten Tuesday! Top Ten Rejected Candy Heart Sayings

  1. My last test was clean! 😂 You’ve got some crackers here!

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  2. Haha! Love it!

    ‘I hate every bone in your body but mine…’

    Would that fit on a Love Heart?

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  3. LOL. This was great. Happy Va……wait!

    Like

  4. A candy heart? Now this is awkward
    Just direct me to the chocolate!

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  5. Bahaha these are classic, Phil! If I have to pick my favorite, “your money’s on the dresser” takes the cake. If I could add one “Your brother was better.” (Alternatively, “Your sister was better.”)

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  6. Excellent! Ur mother is tolerable…it must be love!

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