Top Ten Tuesday! Top Ten Rejected Candy Heart Sayings


You know those chalky candy hearts that for the better part of a century have been shared on Valentine’s Day? They’re so cute with their little candy inscriptions of “I love you” or “Hugs” or other nonsense. I imagine though that there were some ideas that didn’t make it.

10. It’s not you, it’s me

9. Not a cold sore

8. Maybe Next Time


7. Better late than never

6. It’s eczema. Yes, there.  I swear.

5. The Phil Factor


4. My last test was clean

3. You paying for dinner?

2. Almost divorced


1. It’s not yours!

Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you! One of the things I’m in love with is comments. What are your funny ideas for rejected candy hearts sayings?

Have a great day, Valentine’s or otherwise! ~Phil

10 responses to “Top Ten Tuesday! Top Ten Rejected Candy Heart Sayings

  1. My last test was clean! 😂 You’ve got some crackers here!

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  2. Haha! Love it!

    ‘I hate every bone in your body but mine…’

    Would that fit on a Love Heart?

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  3. LOL. This was great. Happy Va……wait!


  4. A candy heart? Now this is awkward
    Just direct me to the chocolate!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Bahaha these are classic, Phil! If I have to pick my favorite, “your money’s on the dresser” takes the cake. If I could add one “Your brother was better.” (Alternatively, “Your sister was better.”)

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  6. Excellent! Ur mother is tolerable…it must be love!

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