Before anybody gets their knickers in a twist, I’m not trying to say anything political here. I’m just making jokes and I’d make them regardless of who the President is. I’m a registered independent. Here are ten quotes. In the comments tell me which ones belong to Darth Vader and which are from Donald Trump. Don’t be fooled by the italics either.
10. “I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
9. “In the end you’re not measured by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.”
8. “Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.”
7. “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
6. “Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.”
5. “Now release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.”
4. “I actually don’t have a bad hairline.”
3. “Be careful not to choke on your convictions.”
2. “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
1. ” I believe they like making me out to be something more sinister than I really am.”
So can you guess which 5 quotes are Darth Vader and which 5 are from Trump? Show me how smart you are in the comments. Also, the quotes in italics are from both. I just alternated lines to break up the monotony.
Have a great Tuesday! ~Phil
This is spectacular, Phil! And no panties in a wad over here. I’m a registered Independent too! I made my best guesses for these:
10. Darth Vader
7. Darth Vader
6. Darth Vader
5. Darth Vader
3. Darth Vader (from the latest film, Rogue One!)
2. Darth Vader
1. Darth Vader
You did very well. Six of your 10 guesses were correct.
I’ll give the answers later today
Trump 1,3,4,7 and 9; DV 2,5,6,8 and 10
You got 5 right! Two Trumps and three Vaders were correct
Wow the man is quite something then!!
Both. Neither. I can’t decide
I’m not one to figure
Which ones from which hater
But I know number 4
Has got to be Vader.
I know, wouldn’t it be so funny if he had actually said that?
You mean he didn’t???
10,7,5,3,2 are Vader
Did you look them up?
No. Hubby got a couple wrong though.
Darth Vader: 10, 7, 5, 3, 2
Trump: the others
For some reason, I would bet that you didn’t have to look any of those up either.
You would be
What I meant to write was “You would be correct.” No idea where the last word disappeared to.
2, 3, 5,6 and 9 I’m saying are Darth. The other half disagrees on some but I’ve decided he’s wrong! Good game though – more please!
You got 6 correct. Tied for the best today.
Hmm…I can’t decide whether to be amazed or disturbed by the similarities between the two. 😬
I know, right?
Pres. Trump 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9 / Vader 5, 10
Love your sense of humor.
It’s actually Trump: 9,8,6,4,1. The rest are Darth Vader. Thanks for stopping by. It’s nice to meet you