Ten Quotes! Donald Trump or Kanye West?

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You know the routine. In the comments tell me which quotes you think belong to Donald Trump and which belong to Kanye West.

10. “I’m too busy writing history to read it.”

9. “When you’re the absolute best you get hated the most.”

8. “…we build a school, we build a road, they blow up the school, we build another school, we build another road, they blow them up, we build again. In the meantime we can’t get a fucking school in Brooklyn.”

Next week do I go with Donald Trump vs. Shrek quotes?

7. “I have millions of ideas and I represent a new generation just trying to express themselves in a broken world. I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade. I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things.”

6. “You know what, Trump is doing a much better job than the Democrats did.”

5. “I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”

4. “I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.”

3. “I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”

2. “When you hear about slavery for 400 years…For 400 years? That sounds like a choice.”

1. “It’s really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!”

There you go. Can you pick which quotes are Donald Trump and which are Kanye West? Have a great Saturday! ~Phil

14 responses to “Ten Quotes! Donald Trump or Kanye West?

  1. Are you sure they aren’t one and the same….? Makeup and prosthetics are pretty amazing nowadays!

  2. this is a very tough call.

  3. Man, I give up. They are brothers from another mother.

  4. Kanye: 9,7,6,5 and the rest Trump?

  5. So difficult. I am SHOCKED that #9 wasn’t Kanye. Mostly because I’m surprised Trump used the phrase “hated” correctly.

  6. Haha. What a couple of cocks.

  7. Oh man, I knew by the title this was going to be good but I didn’t know there was going to be a test. I think I failed. I have never been good at determining the source of bullshit! lol

  8. Trump:10, 6, 4, 3, 1 (guessing he was quoting “very smart people” for #6)

  9. Trump 10, 7, 5, 4, 2. You got two right

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