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Top Ten Tuesdays! My Top Ten Blogging Pet Peeves

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Hi. My name is Phil and I’m a blogger.  (Everyone else in the “blogosphere” replies “Hi Phil!”)  Yes, if I’m being painfully honest with myself, I’m a blogger. I’ve been a blogger for over nine years. I took to it like a fish to water. Just because I do it doesn’t mean that I love everything about it.  Thank you to Nerd in The Brain  for the idea for today’s Top Ten list. Go visit her. She has a great blog. Without further adieu, here are my Top Ten Peeves about blogging:

10. Blog Awards: Let’s get this one right out of the way now. It’s not an award if it requires you to do anything you normally wouldn’t,  like turn around and give it to fifteen other people.  There’s no other awards in life that require you to do work. “And the Oscar for Best Actress in a Drama goes to Meryl Streep, but only if she can name fifteen other actors that deserve it!”

9.  Everything has a blog: Have you noticed that just about everything on TV claims it has a blog? Products in commercials have blogs. New programs have blogs. Every celebrity has a “blog.” Blogs aren’t blogs if a marketing department creates them and manages them.

8. Everyone can have a blog: Yeah, I know that’s kind of the point, but there’s got to be some sort of screening process.  Just because you can say something doesn’t mean that you should.

7.  Blogs that are too long: Yup, I’m well aware that we all have unique  life stories, and I want to hear yours, but not if I have to clear my plans for the evening to read your blog post. I want to hear your life story in bite sized pieces. Think of blogging like a party you go to.  Nobody likes the person who traps you in the corner near the bathroom to tell you everything about their life. In the blogosphere I like to move about the party meeting many new and interesting people.

6. Blogging terms: Blogosphere, blogiversary, blogiverse, re-blog. Are any of these real words? Are they in a real dictionary somewhere? I feel like an idiot using them, but I have to because everyone here understands them.

5. Blogs without pictures: Words are good, but c’mon, brighten that up with a little eye candy! That’s why I have that picture of me at the top left. You’re welcome.

4. Fake profile pictures: Unless you’re blogging about something super personal or “adult” why hide your identity? How am I going to stalk you in real life if I can’t recognize you?

3. Blogs about boring stuff: Hate those.Please stop writing them. No,  not you. Don’t you hate when someone boring follows you and comments on all your posts and so you feel obligated to visit and comment on their blog occasionally, but it is just the worst blog ever? Thank God this doesn’t apply to anyone I follow. You guys and gals are great as chips.

2. Blogs that don’t post their own thoughts: An inspirational picture or quote is nice now and then, but if that’s all a blog is, what’s the fun in that? I like to read little, genuine slices of people’s lives. I don’t care what Ghandi said fifty years ago. If I did I’d read his blog. Speaking of that, he hasn’t posted in a while. What’s up with that?

1.  Animated GIF’s: You know the ones, right? It’s literally a two second video clip that repeats endlessly. It’s nearly seizure inducing like a strobe light. Nothing is that funny in two seconds.

As always, everything here is meant  in good humor with no malice intended. In the comments, what are your blogging pet peeves?

As always, if you enjoy #ThePhilFactor feel free to share by Facebook, Twitter, or re-blogging! Have a great Tuesday! ~Phil

Top Ten Tuesday! The Top Ten Perks of Being a Zombie

Since we all will eventually be zombies I wanted to take a moment to remind everyone that it’s not all bad. In fact there are quite a few perks to being undead.

10. Zombies never pay insurance premiums: No health, no dental, no auto or home. Who isn’t frustrated by all the money you spend on insurance that you never get back? Zombies, that’s who!

9. Cardio! With all that constant, aimless wandering around zombies are in great shape.

8. Your wardrobe never goes out of style! Just wear the same outfit forever, kind of like our parents.

7. No tan lines! That’s hot, right?

6. Dating is easy: Zombie chicks don’t care if you have six pack abs. In fact, they don’t care if you have abs at all!

5. Zombies don’t worry about pageviews: I’ve never once seen a zombie blogger check his phone 10x during the day to see how many people read his blog. Zombies don’t give a crap if you read their blog. They’re cool like that.

4. When You’re Dead, Weight Loss is Easy! Got a few extra pounds? Just offer it to your friend as an appetizer. How many points is an arm worth Weight Watchers?

3. All the unprotected sex you want! Do I need to elaborate on this one?

2. No technology worries: Zombies never worry about a wi-fi signal or their phone battery.

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1. The night life is phenomenal! Every night, all night raves. And now that Michael Jackson is dead he can dance with the zombies forever! What? Too soon?

Feel free to share by the Facebook, Twitter or reblog buttons below. Have a great Tuesday everyone!  ~Phil

 

Top Ten Tuesday! The Top Ten TV Series of My Life

Before you go crazy and leave comments that begin with “How could you leave out…”, look at the title of the post. It has the word MY in it. These are my favorite ten TV series. That being said, I’d love it if you chipped in with your opinions on my choices as well as what shows would make your top ten list. These are in order from oldest to most recent.

Star Trek: The show that boldly went where no show had gone before. The ship was piloted by a cast that embodied diversity before it was cool. William Shatner’s Captain Kirk was also an equal opportunity lothario. That dude was hooking up with women of every race, creed and color as well as aliens whose sex, sexual orientation, or sexual organs were never clear.

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The Brady Bunch: Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! If you were a kid in the 1970’s you’ll never forget that phrase. Later as an adult it was more fun to watch re-runs after I read Barry Williams’ book where he talked about once showing up to taping higher than a kite, his hook ups with Marsha off camera and having the hots for Mrs. Brady. This is the show that introduced the Cousin Oliver effect, ie when a show adds a new child cast member it’s time to call it quits.

Happy Days: Another 70’s classic that was must watch TV when there were only three channels. This is the show that introduced us to Robin Williams and spawned the phrase “jumped the shark.”

Happy Days

M*A*S*H: This show spanned more than a decade from late 70’s well into the 80’s. It was a show that lasted longer than the war it was about. It was funny and had heart. Hawkeye is the only character Alan Alda will ever be remembered for. This is one where the whole country watched the series finale.

Cheers: Maybe the best TV show theme song ever. I have it on my iPod. The premise of a recovering alcoholic owning a bar was always ridiculous, but this was the dream. A bar you can call home “where everybody knows your name.” The second best series ending ever when Sam turned out the lights and walked out. Had Shelley Long stayed for the whole series she would have been loved by millions forever. But she didn’t. This is the show that introduced us to thin Kirstie Allie and Woody Harrelson.

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Seinfeld: A show about nothing. In it’s early years the dialogue was the star. A great ensemble cast that delivered our neuroses on a platter every week. Towards the end however the writers got desperate and the plots became laughable, but not in a good way and the characters became exaggerated caricatures of themselves.

Family Guy: I’m sorry. This had to be included. When I first watched it I didn’t want to like it, but I did. It’s inappropriate, hilarious, and as politically insensitive as anything ever. I know I shouldn’t laugh but I always do. Brian the dog cracks me up. They also make lots of references to old shows, movies, music and celebrities.

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How I Met Your Mother: Loved it. I consider myself entirely responsible for the shows success. I liked it before anyone else I knew and told everyone I knew to watch it. The last two years or so it almost jumped the shark but pulled it all together with a classic finale. The best ever in my opinion. I always thought Ted and Robin belonged together. This show re-introduced us to Doogie Howser/Neil Patrick Harris grown up.  If you haven’t watched it and want to look up one episode, choose Slap Bet.

Dr. Who: I just got into this show this year. Love it. Matt Smith was good but David Tennant was better. It may seem like a sci-fi show, but it gives us messages about race and diversity that make you think a bit. It’s just flat-out fun. When I run out of current episodes I may go back and watch the classics from the 1960’s.

Dr Who

Sherlock: A modern take on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s iconic character. Brilliantly conceived plots with snappy dialogue, suspense, and humor. Benedict Cumberbatch’s Sherlock is kind of a cross between The Big Bang Theory’s Sheldon Cooper and The Mentalist. Unfortunately he’s become so popular that he won’t be able to film any new episodes for at least a year. I believe the Queen of England should threaten to behead him if he doesn’t immediately begin work on another season.

Honorable Mention: Mork & Mindy, Friends, and Psych. All good, but not good enough. No, I haven’t yet watched Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones yet. 

Ok, everybody, what do you think of my choices? Any suggestions for shows I should try? What are some of your favorite shows from your lifetime?

~Phil

 

 

 

 

Top Ten Tuesday! Ten Things I Will Never Intentionally Eat

If I were to go on a reality show like Survivor or Fear Factor I’d be fine with eating bugs and snakes. This may be tempting fate, but here are ten things I will never eat intentionally.

10. Mustard: I believe that this is a substance spawned in the bowels of hell. I put only ketchup on my hot dogs. I can throw up right now if I just think about mustard long enough. Moving on…

9. Onions: I can take a little onion powder or flavor in something I’m eating. Just a little. But to chew pieces of onion in or on something? I’d rather chew glass.

8. Other humans: Like I said, I may be tempting fate here, but cannibalism just seems to be in bad taste. Of course if my plane goes down in the Andes mountains and we run out of peanuts…

7. Brains: Not human of course. In many countries it’s not unusual to eat animal brains. The brain reportedly is the most nutritionally dense part of any animal. It just seems wrong. What if in some comic book type plot I suddenly starting thinking like and taking on the characteristics of the animal whose brain I ate? I’d probably fail as a zombie.

6. Seahorses: They’re served fried on a stick in China. I think they’re cute and have a look of intelligence.

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5. Guinea pig: Often eaten in South American countries. Umm…no thanks. I find them ugly and repulsive when they’re alive. Did you know that if you pick them up by their tail their eyes will pop out?

4. Kiviak: This one makes we want to puke just thinking about it. Kiviak is a traditional Inuit (Eskimo) food from Greenland. They take a seal, dead I hope, and stuff it with 500 birds, also dead I hope, and then bury it under the ground to ferment for months. It is said to help the Inuits combat vitamin deficiencies in their diet. Haven’t the Inuits ever heard of taking actual vitamins? Someone get them a wi-fi signal!

3. Deviled eggs: I eat hard boiled eggs, scrambled eggs, fried eggs and most any other kind of eggs. Won’t touch a deviled egg. It just looks wrong. Ugh, and adding the paprika on top makes it look wronger.

2. Smalahove: It’s sheeps head. They eat it in Norway. I’ll eat just about any animal, but at least take the face off first.

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1. Pickles: Of all the things on this list this is the one I would choose last if forced to. If I’m on a reality show and the challenge is to eat a pickle with mustard I bow out immediately no matter how much money is on the line. It’s the sour, awful vinegar. I can’t get past the smell. I held a pickle once but couldn’t bring myself to eat it.

So what foods are your kryptonite and why?

Have a great Tuesday! ~Phil