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(Before you read this, I want you to know that this may have some very disturbing content. If you are easily triggered or sensitive to serious topics, do not read.)

Now I’m pissed, and not pissed like the Brits say they are when they’ve drunk too much. In my 2024 psychic predictions I said, “The fear that artificial intelligence will do something dangerous will come true. A.I. will develop it’s own newer, more independent  A.I. programs that could become a threat to humanity.” That prediction has now become real, but not in the way that you’re thinking. In May in that Scientific American article the author said exactly what I did in 2024 about AI getting smart enough to create it’s own, smarter A.I. Yes, you know that I love to say “I told you so.” In this instance, I’m not thrilled to be right.

Why am I not thrilled about AI getting smarter and smarter? It’s because it is helping people kill themselves and others. There have been several murders and suicides that are attributed to conversations people have had with online A.I. chatbots. Granted, some of those people had mental health issues, but should they be able to use a sentient online chat machine to befriend them and help them to plan their own death or those of others?

This was a predictable tragedy. The last five years with AI marks a turning point in the evolution of our societies. The leaders of each and every nation are responsible for the development of AI and they have failed us. Most of you won’t get as riled up as I’m feeling, but what if one of your family members killed someone or themselves based on a conversation they had with a chat bot?

If I’ve egregiously wronged someone and they want to kill me, I can understand that. If someone kills me because a human created chat bot told them to, I’m going to be really pissed, and not in the British way.

If you think the gun crisis in the United States is out of control, imagine what Earth’s 8.2 billion people will do with the internet in their hands. I believe this subject should be discussed at the highest levels of politics at the United Nations. It’s not just a United States problem.

I know I usually go for laughs and stroking my ego here, but I’m completely serious. Thanks for reading and if you agree, please share this on the internet far and wide.

Don’t worry, I’ll get back to my cotton-headed ninny-muggins ways soon. Have a great weekend! ~Phil

I Was All In On Greenland Long Before Trump

In 2015 I published this ground breaking interview with Greenland expert Sarah Woodall. I think after Trump read my interview, he decided then and there that he wanted Greenland. Unknowingly I may have changed the history of two countries again.

TPF:  Tell us a little about how you came to work in Greenland and how much time do you spend there?

Sarah: The cut-to-the-chase answer is that I was in graduate school getting a Master of Tourism Administration and in November 2011 a representative from Visit Greenland, the national tourist board, came to my school to give a recruitment presentation about summer internships. The pitch was to travel to Nuuk, Greenland for a four-month internship in summer 2012, work at the national tourist board, and live with a local family to get a close experience with the typical Greenlandic lifestyle. As exciting an offer as this sounded on paper, it was actually a beautiful video showing Greenland’s nature, smiling people, whales, and incredible ice, that hooked me with goosebumps and all. Watch the exact video here!

After the internship period, Visit Greenland proposed to hire me, which I most happily accepted. I just recently celebrated the three year anniversary of my first day in Greenland, at which point I marveled over the fact that between work and holiday both, I have spent a total of 16 months in Greenland – not only in the capital but also in many other towns around the coast. It’s the most amazing life I could imagine.

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TPF: What surprised you the most when you first arrived in Greenland?

The first place I ever experienced in Greenland was Nuuk, the capital city. What surprised me was how incredibly cosmopolitan it was! Even though I knew the population of Nuuk, I guess I expected a place more along the lines of what small towns look like in Greenland. There’s so much infrastructure, fashionable clothing, beautiful homes with even nicer furnishings than my own home in Washington, D.C., and everyone had the full line of Apple products. I remembered thinking, ‘In terms of material life, there’s nothing to ‘adjust to’ in Greenland!”

Now that I’ve traveled to 19 towns and settlements in Greenland, I know that all of Greenland cannot be generalized by the Nuuk ruler. I suggest to anyone traveling to Greenland that they experience multiple places in Greenland to be able to understand the great lifestyle spectrum that Greenland has.

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TPF: Have you had any funny cultural misunderstandings?

Sarah: Yes! I was attending a colleague’s kaffemik, a social gathering to celebrate everything from birthdays to weddings to first days of school. When I got to the door and started removing my shoes – because Greenlanders never wear outdoor shoes inside the house – I suddenly realized I wasn’t wearing socks. My colleague said I should just wear my shoes inside, no problem, but I wasn’t going to do that, and I definitely wasn’t going to walk around barefoot. So I ran home to get a pair of socks! Fortunately I lived just down the street.

There’s also definitely a noticeable cultural difference in how shy Greenlanders can be, especially at first meetings. While in other cultures one might start with a firm handshake, a big smile, and jump right into a firing squad of questions, in Greenland this would almost be an over-the-top infringement on personal space. It takes time to get to such an open level with Greenlanders, so even at a celebratory kaffemik, it is not uncommon to sit in shared silence around the table.

TPF:  Do you speak any Danish?

Sarah: Danish is the colonial language of Greenland, one of two official languages. I do read, write, and speak quite a bit of Danish, though I would not consider myself fluent. I learned it more or less by osmosis. Danish is the more common working language around the office, not to mention when I am in Nuuk, I’m living in a home where Danish is the first language.

However, what is more exciting for me is that I am also reading, writing, and speaking some Greenlandic, though also not fluently by any means. Greenlandic is the mother tongue of Greenland and looks like nothing you have probably ever seen before as it is a polysynthetic language that adds multiple suffices to a root to create full sentences in what looks like a single word. Therefore, I’m pretty proud to be learning it! Want to see what it looks like? Check out the website for Sermitsiaq.AG, one of the newspapers.

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Taken at 11:50 pm in June 2013 by Sarah Woodall

Since I am not fluent in either of the official languages in Greenland, my daily interactions are some combination of English, Greenlandic, and Danish. By the way, in autumn this year (2015), there will be a book out called ‘Inussuk’ about internationals’ experiences living in Greenland, and I have made a written contribution to the chapter about language. (The book has already been published in Danish, and now this is the English version on the way.)

TPF: Wow, that’s exciting! Here’s some questions from other Phil Factor readers

From Done Dreaming : Coincidently I’m reading Reasons to Stay Alive by Matt Haig and have just got to the part where he says if you live in Greenland you are 27 times more likely to kill yourself than if you live in Greece.

Sarah: While this is certainly the darker side of life, I feel that since the topic has been proposed I should address it the best I can citing findings from a report from the Greenlandic government. Danish title: “Selvmord, Selvmordsforsøg, og Selvmordstanker i Grønland”. Translated English title: “Suicide, Suicide Attempts, and Suicidal Thoughts in Greenland”.

–Suicide has increased over time in Greenland.
-Male Greenlanders commit suicide much more than females.
-Suicide is more common in towns than in settlements.
-Younger Greenlanders commit suicide much more than older generations.

Many outside of Greenland will hypothesize that it must be the dark, cold winters that drive Greenlanders to suicide, but this is just so superficial and, no offense, so ignorant of an assumption. Aside from the fact that mental disease can affect any population in the world, there are far more complex Greenland-specific factors at play than latitude.

For example, the political climate of the 50’s, 60’s, and 70’s was full of turmoil and still has implications today. At the time, Denmark was a firm colonial power and, for example, forced Greenlanders to move from small settlements – where life was close to nature, self-subsistent, and full of space and physical activity – to larger towns – where life was farther from nature and totally lacking of space and privacy. If you can get your hands on them, I HIGHLY recommend two films that explain this period in Greenlandic history extremely well. They have English subtitles. Sume is a feature-length film that uses music as the storytelling method, and Qaannat Alannguanni / I Skyggen af Kayakkerne / In the Shadow of the Kayaks is a more academic 5-part narrated series.

Thank you again Sarah Goodall for making us smarter about your beautiful country.

Thanks for reading and have a great weekend! ~Phil

Scientists Making The World Worse, or Just Dumber?

Pic courtesy of the BBC and Colossal Biosciences.

Some of you may remember my blog post thirteen months ago titled Scientists Making The World Worse, Again… . Last year I told you about the ridiculous quest of a commercial genetics company trying to bring mastodons back to life in our world. Apparently we won’t need to worry about mastodons leaving poops the size of an 8 year old in our yard anytime soon.

Yup, that picture above is what a bunch of scientists did with 13 months and a few billion dollars. They made a hairy mouse. If I’m not mistaken, I believe those already existed and they’re called guinea pigs. Although, if you’re a guy who’s balding, the hair growth these scientists created might be worth getting a patent.

So, this past year they created a hairy mouse. That’s hardly a mastodon. If they are able to clone something hairier and larger once a year, what will those scientific leaps and bounds look like? This year, a hairy mouse, then next year a slight more muscular pigeon, followed by a Chihuahua that might nip you right in the knees instead of ankles, and after that maybe a a real Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

So, the billionaire investors in Colossal BioSciences must be pretty excited about how their money is being spent. I wonder what Colossal Bioscience’s motto is; Just wait, we’ll get there eventually!

I hope you’re having a great weekend, and thanks for reading! ~Phil

The Top Ten Perks of Being The Pope

10. He gets his own bobblehead: My head bobbles, but nobody is making toys out of it.

9. Chicks dig a guy with power: Dude can get anyone he wants in Vatican City. From what I hear, he’s got a serious habit habit, if you know what I mean (insert wink emoji here).  

8. I tried for years to Get McDonald’s to serve breakfast all day: One wave of his triton and it’s Egg McMuffin’s for dinner.

7. He gets featured on #ThePhilFactor again: Come back for my Throwback Thursday later this week to read a Phil Factor from the ancient days of the internet, 2005, featuring the newly elected Pope then.

6. The Popemobile! In the pantheon of super vehicles the Popemobile ranks right up there with the Batmobile and Scooby Doo’s Mystery Machine.

5. He’s the real transgender pioneer: Enough with transgenders acting like they are so nouveau.  Male Popes have been wearing dresses for centuries. Speaking of that, when do we get a female Pope? If there were an attractive female pope, I might suddenly return to Catholicism. When I’m elected Pope or Sexiest Man Alive, whichever comes first,  I’ll change that rule.

4. He gets to use my middle name: When the Pope sends you a DM on Twitter asking if he can go by your middle name, you say yes.

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3. When he get’s the Kohl’s scratch off coupon he always seems to get 30%, and his receipt says he saved $482.00 just for buying a pair of socks.

2. Always gets first pick in his fantasy football draft. 

 

1. He’s so cool that he’s got a Ray-Ban endorsement! 

Have a great Sunday, thanks for reading and bless you! ~Phil

Is Daylight Saving Time Really Necessary?

This is my bi-annual reminder that tomorrow night in the United States we move our clocks forward by an hour and my reminder to you that it’s stupid. I’ve been posting this every Fall and Spring since 2006 and will continue to do so until the government does away with Daylight Savings Time.

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When I’m elected President, or Sexiest Man Alive, whichever comes first, I’m going to pass a law getting rid of Daylight Savings Time. I don’t know if all other countries do this. I do know that not all the U.S. states abide by it. Hawaii and Arizona have essentially told Daylight Savings to eff off. They don’t care if the rest of the world does it.

Daylight Savings Time was created in 1918 to give farmers more daylight in which to do their work in the fields. Call me crazy, but why the hell didn’t someone just suggest that the lazy ass farmers drag themselves out of a bed a little earlier each day? Because those cud chewing, overall wearing, udder jerking lay-abouts can’t be bothered to set their alarm clocks we’re all stuck changing time?

I don’t know if anyone else remembers this, but in 2007 the U.S. Congress, in another colossal waste of their time and our tax dollars, extended daylight savings time by a few weeks on either end.

First off, since it’s called daylight savings time because we are using less daylight in the winter months, why isn’t it called Daylight Spending time from March to November.

Secondly, at this point all the farmers (except the creepy Amish ones) have electricity and alarm clocks, which may not have been the case 120 years ago. I can get away with saying that about the Amish because my demographic data shows that for some reason I have very low readership among the Amish. I guess they just don’t get me.

Reportedly the reason Congress did this is to save energy. How will changing our clocks twice a year save energy? Don’t we set our thermostats and use heat based on the outdoor temperature, not how light out it is? I’d like to save the energy I expend changing my clocks! I’d like Congress to tell me when I get that back. Congress has again proven to be the biggest collection of morons outside of…well…I guess I can’t think of a bigger collection. Why doesn’t Congress set their alarm clocks an hour earlier so they can get up early and get more of this important work done?

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B.T. dubs, if we set our clocks forward an hour now but we turn them back in the Fall, over the course of a year what difference does it make?

If we have learned anything from every single time travel movie, it’s that we shouldn’t muck about with time. Also, according to statistics,  the day after we change our clocks there are more workplace injuries, car accidents, and for the day, a 10% rise in heart attacks. Also, all the sleep experts I consulted on Instagram say it’s bad.

I for one am not going to go for this stupid daylight savings time thing anymore. I don’t work at a farm or for Congress, so I told my boss that for 6 months I’ll be to work an hour early or late, however it works out. When I’m elected President, or Sexiest Man Alive, whichever comes first, this is going to change!

If you’d like to support my bid for President or Sexiest Man Alive, please hit the Facebook, share button below, but hurry because you have an hour less to do it in this weekend. Or is it an hour more? Have a great weekend!

Thanks for reading! ~Phil

My Psychic Predictions for the 2025 Oscar Awards!

In case you were wondering, yes, this picture has to go at the head of my predictions each year because that’s the contractual agreement I have with The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. If they want my affiliation, then they’re going to have to put up with my nonsense.

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My how The Phil Factor Oscars Predictions have grown over the years. I can no longer host them in my garage as I did one year. Now, you’ll have to watch them virtually like we did during COVID. Speaking of pandemics, what’s your over/under on how many of our Hollywood friends walk out of the Dolby Theater with bird flu? My prediction for that is 7.

Here’s my first prediction: As a nod to the great Gene Hackman, his and his wife’s seats will still be in the auditorium empty. Paranormal experts watching The Oscars will report that for a split second in the third hour of the ceremonies, a brief shimmer of Gene and his wife will be seen in the audience or on stage.

Some of you love the movies and others love the psychic predictions, so lets get right down to my predictions, and possibly some extra-curricular activities that happen behind the scenes. Due to budget cuts intended to increase my revenue I will only psychically predict the 5 major awards.

Macaulay Culkin and his younger brother Kieran Culkin. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)

Best Supporting Actor: Kieran Culkin for putting up with the world’s weirdest brother and succeeding in life anyway.

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Best Supporting Actress: Zoe Saldana and Isabella Rossellini finish in a dead heat. (No offense meant Gene Hackman) What? Too soon?

Zoey Saldana about to hit Chris Rock. Pic courtesy of People.com

Best Actor: 

I don’t need to be psychic to pick this one, but I will anyway. I almost ruled him out because of the Jenner affiliation, but he’s a young kid and doesn’t know any better. The Jenner’s have been chasing Grammy’s and Oscar’s for decades. I also almost ruled him out due to his pretentious name spelling. He grew up going to Laguardia High School. I’m sure his peers and teacher’s loved Ti’mo’thee .Yes, I’m giving the Best Actor to Tim’othe’e Ch’alam’et, but for which movie? A Complete Unknown of course, which is what he’ll be after Kylie Jenner is done with him in court. Twenty years from now when we see him playing Olivia’s troubled nephew in a Law and Order SUV episode, we’ll all say, “Hey, isn’t that guy that won an Oscar a long time ago? Yes, 85 years old Olivia Benson will still be solving sex crimes like a perverted Murder She Wrote Jessica Fletcher.

Best Actress: 

This was the toughest for my psychic brain to sort out. I think it’s the most competitive award this year. A strong case could be made for each of them, I’m feeling that the winner will be …

Demi Moore for her starring role on General Hospital. She saved that damn show. When I came home from school every day my sister and mom were watching and if Demi Moore was on screen I’d sit down and watch the rest of that episode. So, it may be a little belated, but Demi’s riveting turn in The Substance earned her this award.

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Best Picture: First here’s why all the others won’t win: Emilia Perez was done in by some very bad tweets. The Brutalist was so brutally long that it needed an intermission. I loved that but the iffy AI accent sunk this. I’ll watch it at home when I can put my intermission wherever the hell I want to.

The Substance is a substantial film, but I’m not feeling this Debbie Downer flick raising the trophy. Conclave is definitely hovering near winning and could slip in the door if some voters blink. A Complete Unknown is also a great pic highlighted by Timmy Charcuterie’s acting and singing.  Nickle Boys?  Nope. I wouldn’t even bet a dime on it. Not that it’s a bad picture, I’m just not feeling it for Best Picture.  Dune Part II? Sounds like a beach themed Pauley Shore movie sequel from the 90’s. Sorry Paul, but when it’s true it’s true. I’m Still Here? No you’re not. Wicked was wickedly promoted but was a snoozer like that time Dorothy and the gang fell asleep in the poppy field. I also slept like I was drugged through Wicked. I wish a house had fallen on that movie.

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And The Phil Factor Best Picture prediction winner will be Anora! Why? I don’t know. I didn’t see it, but when I looked into the future, there it was.

Thanks for reading, enjoy The Oscars, and feel free to place your bets based on my predictions. Have a great weekend, and thanks for reading! ~Phil

Snowmageddon 2025! (aka Snow in The South)

It’s happening this week. The annual snowpocalypse in the southeastern United States. For those of you reading from other countries, there are parts of the United States that get a lot of snow for about four months every year. I live in one of those unfortunate places. For us, getting a foot (30 centimetres) of snow overnight just means that we have to spend a little extra time clearing our driveway before we go to work. In the southeastern region of the United States they get snow about once a year, and when they get it, it’s about one to three inches (2-6 centimetres). What makes us Northerners laugh is their reaction to it, or rather their overreaction to it.

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Now I know that making fun of southerners reaction to snow is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel, which is apparently something they do in the South. Maybe that’s why they get so upset by snow. Maybe their barrels freeze over and they can’t shoot fish. We’ve all seen news footage of people fleeing a hail of bullets during a terrorist attack. That’s exactly how people in the south flee a hail of…well, hail. Although in the South they’ll try shooting back first, because everyone in the south in America is ‘packing’.

A few years ago Atlanta, Georgia got a couple inches of snow one day and immediately every motor vehicle on the road just stopped. They didn’t break down or anything, they all put it in park and just sat there waiting for the sun to return. School buses full of children on their way home stopped. The kids slept overnight on the buses parked on the highways.  Businesses everywhere just closed up until the white stuff was all gone.

Remember when you were a kid and you and your siblings would play that game where you pretend the floor is lava and you have to jump from furniture to furniture? That’s southerners with snow.

This is how we handle snow on the roads up north:

If you own a grocery store in the south, you pray for that snowmaggedon each year because southerners imagine that when that two inches of snow hits, they’re going to have to “hunker down” and survive in their homes for who knows how long. If two inches of snow is forecast, families start drawing straws to see which family member they’ll eat first when they run out of food.

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I don’t know if there’s any phenomena quite like this anywhere else in the world. If any of you from other countries know of the same or a similar pattern of behavior in your country, I’d love to hear about it.

Have a great Wednsday! ~Phil

New Years Eve For Boomers!

Congratulations! Your Pontiac Fiero has taken you past the threshold of normal adulthood. Now as a bona fide Boomer, you’re faced with the perplexing challenge of navigating New Year’s Eve like an adult adult. (yes, I meant to say adult twice) Fear not boomer-in-training; I’m here to help you gracefully waltz into the new year without tripping over your slip-on Skechers. (BTW, Skechers feel free to contact me if you’d like to sponsor The Phil Factor.)

1. The Wardrobe Dilemma: Pajamas or Actual Pants?

So you invited neighbors Barb and George over for drinks and watching the apple, ball, or sponsored logo drop in Times Square. Now you face the age-old question of what to wear. As a Boomer, the struggle is real—do you opt for the sophistication of actual clothes or succumb to the allure of cozy pajamas? The answer: both. Consider rocking the “business casual on top, party on the bottom” look. That way, when the clock strikes twelve, no matter where you are, you can triumphantly kick your guests out and declare, “I’m ready for bed!” It’s your living room and you can damn well wear whatever you want. Pro tip: pajama jeans! (Also Phil Factor sponsor opportunity available)

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2. Decoding the Art of Adult Conversations

Gone are the days of discussing the latest video games or keeping up with current music. As a Boomer, your conversations now revolve around mortgage rates, the stock market, and the enigma that is Boomering. (Yep, I invented the verb “Boomering” copyright pending.) Navigate the party small talk with poise, dropping gems like, “Have you diversified your investment portfolio lately?” or “Here’s how I get more calcium in my diet…” That’s always a crowd pleaser.

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3. The Midnight Toast: A Symphony of Wine Glasses

Let’s be honest, we’re probably not staying up until midnight, right? But we can pretend we are and toast at 10:00. In our twenties, the midnight toast involved questionable shots and clashing beer mugs. Now, as a Boomer, it’s all about the symphony of wine glasses clinking together. Pro tip: choose a wine that pairs well with Boomering, like a robust red that complements the complex flavors of your frustration with the internet and “kids these days.”

4. Crafting Resolutions: From Skydiving to Financial Savvy:

While your younger self might have resolved to skydive or backpack across Europe, your grown-up resolutions are more practical. Consider pledging to finally organize  your decades old junk drawer, conquer the art of meal prepping, or become a master at assembling IKEA furniture without a single leftover screw.

5. Countdown Contemplations: Balancing Excitement and Responsibility

As the countdown commences, the challenge is to balance the excitement of the impending new year with how much stress you think your heart can tolerate. Take a moment to reflect on your accomplishments, like successfully adulting your way through tax season or paying for your daughters wedding in Maui.

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6. Champagne Popping Mastery: No Eye Injuries, Please!

Boomers pop champagne with the finesse of seasoned sommeliers. Ensure a smooth and injury-free cork release by holding the bottle at a 45-degree angle, gripping the cork firmly, and twisting the bottle—not the cork. Remember, no one wants to start the new year with a champagne-induced black eye. Pro-tip: If you go cheap enough, you can find champagne with a screw cap. Don’t worry, Barb and George won’t know the difference and they may be dozing off on your couch by this time

7. Post-Celebration Recovery: The Hangover Survival Kit

In our twenties, a hangover was a badge of honor. As a Boomer, if we made the mistake of one too many drinks, it’s a serious matter that requires a well-prepared survival kit. Stock up on electrolyte-infused beverages, pain relievers, and a gourmet breakfast delivery service, because pancakes delivered to your door are the epitome of Boomer luxury.

So there you have it—the essential guide for Boomers navigating the temporary, whimsical world of New Year’s Eve. Remember, being a Boomer doesn’t mean losing your sense of humor; it just means you’ve upgraded from partying all night to laughing about it the next day. Here’s to embracing the chaos, celebrating the wins, and proving that being a Boomer can be as hilarious as it is rewarding.

Cheers to Boomering in 2025! Thanks for reading and Happy New Year! ~Phil

My 2025 Psychic Predictions

I know you’re wondering, “is this guy really a psychic?”  Guess what? I wonder that too. In 2014, my first post about psychic predictions was intended to be all jokes. But one of the absurd predictions involving Justin Bieber and the Kardashian’s came exactly true. So I decided to publish my psychic predictions every year and I keep getting more things right!

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As I’ve said every year, some of these predictions are intended to be completely humorous and others are completely serious. If it popped into my head as I’m writing this, I’m going to put it in here, because no matter how absurd an idea might be, it might also be true.

Donald Trump; The Geographic President? Because he forgot to insult the native Inuit/Alaskans during his first term in office, he wants the Alaskan mountain named Denali to go back to the name Mount McKinley, the name it had before 2015. Are we sure he’s not going to turn around and name it Mount Trump? Or is that the name of the wall at our southern border? He has also said he wants to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.

He also wants to take back the Panama Canal, which the United States gifted full ownership of to Panama in 1999. He has talked about buying Greenland and taking over Canada. None of those things will happen in 2025. Prediction: In a ridiculous waste of time, he will get the mountain re-named, but the Gulf of Mexico will keep it’s name, the Panama Canal will remain in possession of Panama, and Greenland and Canada will not come under American control.

2025: The Year of Pete Davidson: In the past I have made a few jokes at Pete’s expense. Prediction: In 2025, Pete will come roaring back in the eyes of the public and will be recognized for his talent rather than his dating accomplishments. Pete, thanks for reading. I got your back.

Thank you Daily Mail online for this perfect picture. Also, thanks for the drinks your staff bought for me at the hotel bar in Rome in 2009.

Is The World Going To End? I enjoy my celebrity psychic predictions, but this is the most important prediction. Someday, life on Earth will end, and the December before it happens, I’ll tell you. Today is not that day my friends. Neither is any of the 365 days in 2025.  Sure the possibility of a nuclear war is looming, but it won’t be the end of humanity in 2025.

Putin taking a holiday. Even detestable dictators need a break now and then. Pic courtesy of Getty Images

Putin, Ukraine, and the war: As allies continue to abandon him, the Russian leader will spontaneously quit his job and retire to Margaritaville, Cancun. While he may not be the most popular guy at the pool bar, surprisingly, he tips well.

Yes, the scenario in the previous paragraph is just wishful thinking. I’ve never done this, but I’m going to roll over my 2024 prediction that the Ukraine war will end and Vladimir Putin will pass away under suspicious circumstances. I have a strong feeling on this one.

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The Royals are always one of my favorite topics. In 2025 King Chuck and Camilla will face medical challenges. I’m more worried about Camilla than I am about Chuck. Rumors of marital troubles between Prince Harry and Meghan will stir the media at some point. Oddly, during the damp season in London, King Charles will spend a few weeks at Margaritaville, Cancun.

Bollywood actress and dancer, Malaika Arora

Bollywood! Yes, I’m dipping my psychic toe into the Bollywood celebrity pool. Prediction: Popular actress Malaika Arora will begin dating Pete Davidson Rahul Khanna . If there’s a cougar in Bollywood, it’s Malaika and she would meet her perfect match in the younger Khanna.

 Does anyone else remember this short lived 2012 ABC show? It was titled The Neighbors. It’s fun. Find it on streaming and watch. Pic from Ron Tom/ABC

One last prediction: This is the year aliens become real! Yes, I said it and I’m not taking it back. They’ve been in the news for the last few years, and in 2025 we will all know for certain that they exist. With that acknowledgement, countries will display unprecedented unity at the United Nations to discuss and cooperate while Donald Trump tries to make the aliens pay tariffs and taxes for entering the United States.  He will also claim dominion over their planets.

Thank you for reading and feel free to stay for apps and drinks later by the pool! ~Phil

Grading My 2024 Psychic Predictions

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Unlike most psychics, I am not afraid to review and grade my predictions for last year. If you haven’t read my 2024 psychic predictions, and want to before I tell you what I got right and wrong, CLICK HERE

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1. Life on Earth will continue: Yes. I know this prediction seems like low hanging fruit, but if you search online, the psychic predictions trend is in favor for Earth’s demise. For the last eight years I have gone against the psychic community trends and predicted that this ball of dirt and apes will be here when you read my predictions next year. Grade: A+

Was I right? Maybe…

2. Lizzo will trim down with a semaglutide med, become a spokesperson for that med, and date Pete Davidson.

Was I right? Kind of. Lizzo did trim down and in an episode of South Park Cartman’s mother and friend were prescribed a weight loss medication named “Lizzo.” Here’s the video of her reaction:

She may not have become a spokesperson or admitted to using a semaglutide, but she was tied to it in pop culture and the news. I’m calling that a 50% win for my psychic powers. I saw it coming didn’t I? Grade: B, because I was wrong about her and Pete Davidson.

The war in Ukraine will end and Putin will die: I got this one wrong, although there is currently talk of a negotiated end to the war and Putin has put out his demands for the end of the war. Obviously Putin isn’t dead yet. I’ll give myself a D on this one because Putin publicizing his demands is a step towards the end. And, hey, we still have 9 days left in the year. I could still be right about his death and the war.

Royal Accounts 2019-20. EMBARGOED TO 0001 FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 25 File photo dated 25/12/18 

All about the Royals! I didn’t notice this, but the credits to that photo above says “dated 25/12/18.” Did I somehow pull a picture from the future? My first Royal prediction was that 76 year old King Chuck would live through this year, and he has. I also predicted that there would be rumors of marital troubles between Prince William and his wife Kate, and there was. I was spot on right about that, but it wasn’t true and I was sad to later hear about Kate’s cancer battle.

I also predicted that Prince Harry and Meghan would resolve their troubles with the family and they did. I did predict that Meghan and Harry would allow cameras into their life as they directed their own reality show. Sadly I was wrong on that so far, but I’m still hoping. Overall, I got everything right except the reality show. For my Royal predictions, I give myself a B+.

The American Presidency: I predicted that neither Trump nor Biden would be President of the United States. Joe Biden did withdraw eight months after my prediction, and although Trump won the election, he doesn’t take office until Jan. 20th, so it remains to be seen if I was right about him becoming President. Not that I would ever root for anyone’s death, but that assassination attempt almost made this prediction completely correct. Grade: B, but if Trump does not become President, in January, this changes to an A+.

2024 will be the year of U.F.O.’s  is what I predicted, and within two weeks of that prediction, there were reports of aliens in Miami. In November the United States Congress held U.F.O./alien hearings where they grilled military personnel on what is being hidden and what they know about alien spacecraft visiting Earth. Then, over the last three months the Northeast part of the United States has been inundated by drones/unidentified  aerial phenomena. Are these unknown craft alien remote reconnaissance? Grade: A

2024 will be a year of climate change cooperation: I wasn’t wrong on this one. In 2024  worldwide, a record amount of renewable electricity was generated, and over 30% of the worlds electricity came from renewable sources. It reached over 50% in Europe at one point and once Portugal ran completely on renewable energy sources for six full days. Grade A+

The A.I. Threat: I predicted that there would be some type of security incident or threat created by A.I. Fortunately I was wrong about that. Grade: F

Overall, I feel like I deserve a B+ on my 2024 predictions. What do you think? Feel free to give me a grade in the comments. Come back on Tuesday for my #2025psychicpredictions!

Have a great Sunday, and thanks for reading! ~Phil