A lot of people say “Twitter? I don’t get it.” Sometimes even Presidents don’t get it even WHEN they THINK they DO. If you’re a President, or just someone who wants to understand Twitter better, follow these ten funny people”
TOP 10 HALLS:
10. City Hall
9. Arsenio Hall
8. Rebecca Hall
7. Hall & Oates
6. Carnegie Hall
5. Anthony Michael Hall
4. In the Hall of the Mountain King
3. The “Hall Pass”
2. Hall of Justice
1. Hall ‘O Ween
— Justin Staggs (@Staggfilms) October 21, 2018
Scented candles are a gateway drug to throw pillows. There, I said it.
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) October 21, 2018
I've got 66 problems, and writing numbers upside down is one of them.
— Drew (@dmc1138) September 25, 2018
– magnetic calves
– ability to predict milk expiration dates
– super ability to get bartenders’ attention
– always have change of a $50 bill
– telekinesis, but can only move senior citizens
– can always moonwalk due North
– smell like cinnamon
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) August 30, 2018
I want to see someone get sucked into the Price is Right wheel before I die.
— 🎄HoRiotHoGrl🎄 (@ErinLea7) July 19, 2018
i always make sure to snip my plastic six-pack rings, because if i’m going to strangle a turtle, it’s going to be with my bare hands
— garth purkett (@garbagecoven) July 31, 2018
Pls check out my new bog it’s like a blog except I scream my feelings into a swamp
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) July 30, 2018
If you mean being able to sing 99 Red Balloons in English and German then yes I’m bilingual.
— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) July 27, 2018
10:00: gets in hammock
10:00 to 10:20: relaxes in hammock
10:21 to 11:57: gets out of hammock
— Just J (@junejuly12) July 15, 2018
Therapist: please tell me a little about what brought you both here today.
Wife: We don't talk. Plus he is so literal.
Me: My truck.
— Cats are the future⚔️ (@iLikeCatShirts) April 13, 2015
Have a great Tuesday! ~Phil